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Realrocknrolla
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Derek27 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:13 pm
Realrocknrolla wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:22 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:19 pm

I've had to smoke another brand (the tit was going to give me mentholated cigs), but the way the lorry driver shortage is going, we might all have to give up smoking, and drinking. Petrol shortage as well but at least there won't be many drunk drivers on the road. :lol:
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I've made a decent stout from a can of extract before but lager is quite difficult to make at home. The commercial brewers carbonate it by saturating it with carbon dioxide under pressure - can't be done at home. Besides, we're running out of carbon dioxide!
Fuck….

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How much would it cost if I offered my body to a dog food manufacturer, or would they pay me for it while I'm still alive? :D
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Derek27 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 3:08 pm
How much would it cost if I offered my body to a dog food manufacturer, or would they pay me for it while I'm still alive? :D
I’m sire there are more preferred establishments for you to offer ya body too.

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Wasn't worth taking the day off for two hours of sunshine. Sky covered in cloud now but even if it wasn't the sun's about to go down.

I left an automation test running on today's crap soccer while I'm out in the garden and this is all I get.
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Fri Sep 24, 2021 4:26 am
If you're gonna sell cigarettes you should be properly trained for the job or at least know the difference between reds, blues and greens. Being a non-smoker is no flipping excuse!
I've just bought some cigarettes off a woman who really knows her stuff. Apparently, sky-blue is the equivalent of purple! I should have asked her out, she could teach me a few things. :D
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Looking out from my bathroom window, the panic buying for petrol is crazy.


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Three-minute shower tonight, forgot to unblock the plughole. :x
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Sipping vodka and tonic is superior to inhaling it. :-(
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Has anyone seen the latest Ladbrokes Casino advert with about 200 people chasing a balloon? How much does it cost to pay that many people?

Instead of cracking down on people who deposit more than £100 into a gambling account, perhaps it's time the Gambling Commission check whether the operators are fully in control of how much they spend on advertising!

Stupid advert anyway.
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Derek27 wrote:
Mon Sep 27, 2021 12:53 am
Has anyone seen the latest Ladbrokes Casino advert with about 200 people chasing a balloon? How much does it cost to pay that many people?

Instead of cracking down on people who deposit more than £100 into a gambling account, perhaps it's time the Gambling Commission check whether the operators are fully in control of how much they spend on advertising!

Stupid advert anyway.
the ballon is a metaphor for their losses (or the single opportunity for any of the 200 to win anything) - :D
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