RANT CORNER

[Derek27]

Even McDonald's offers have gone up. I now have to pay £1.49 for a burger.

[Kai]

I now have to pay £1.49 for a burger.

Raise stakes by 1 pound, times are tough

[Derek27]

Following a one-hour speech last night from Deluded Donald, which was so unbearable I had to switch off, it's dawned on me that we could be in for another two years of it!

[Derek27]

When I'm trading a match live it usually ends up a boring no-score draw, but when I'm testing my bot and watching my code run line by line they start banging in the goals like there's no tomorrow!

[Derek27]

I initially thought this clock had 3 snooze settings until I realised it's just point 3 of 5 features, listed in the wrong order!

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[Derek27]

Christmas ads on TV and displays in shops first week in November

What makes it worse is that they're recycling last years ads!

[Derek27]

Talk about misleading adverts. Morrison's claim they're the only supermarket that's been officially approved by Father Christmas!

[eatyourgreens]

Asda have the worse misleading advert,

They have a sign hanging from the ceiling above the check out that states :-
"Order your shopping online, and collect in store for free"

Everytime I have tried it, they make me pay for it

[Derek27]

How difficult can it be to throw an egg ten feet and hit the target?

[jimibt]

Talk about misleading adverts. Morrison's claim they're the only supermarket that's been officially approved by Father Christmas!

FARMER christmas - read the small print

[Derek27]

Talk about misleading adverts. Morrison's claim they're the only supermarket that's been officially approved by Father Christmas!

FARMER christmas - read the small print

It's my ears that failed me, not my eyes!

This is my favourite Christmas advert. It was directed or choreographed by the same person who made Beyonce's Single Ladies video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH7Htz_oY3Q

[Derek27]

Or perhaps my eyes failed me as well, I didn't notice he was driving a tractor.

[Archangel]

Nadine Dorries has been nominated for a peerage by Boris Johnson, it has been reported.

She is said to be on a list of names in line for House of Lords selection as part of former prime minister Johnson's resignation honours list.

[Derek27]

Where the fuck do you get bucatini from?

Why do they write recipes with ingredients they know you'll never find?

[Derek27]

Bucatini (Italian: [bukaˈtiːni]), also known as perciatelli (Italian: [pertʃaˈtɛlli]), are a thick spaghetti-like pasta with a hole running through the center. They are common throughout Lazio, particularly Rome.

So it's just like eating a Polo mint instead of a Trebor mint!

Raw bucatini can be used as a biodegradable drinking straw.