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- firlandsfarm
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Well at least it's real news rather than the "My 5 year old son is digging the neighbour's garden for charity" type of 'news' you get on BBC Breakfast!
What sort of society are we living in where you can't send someone to prison for holding up the M25 without first giving them a court order prohibiting them from doing it??
I haven't been given a court order not to stick my hand up a woman's skirt. I just assumed it was against the law anyway. Perhaps I've got that wrong!
I haven't been given a court order not to stick my hand up a woman's skirt. I just assumed it was against the law anyway. Perhaps I've got that wrong!
- Realrocknrolla
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I've had to smoke another brand (the tit was going to give me mentholated cigs), but the way the lorry driver shortage is going, we might all have to give up smoking, and drinking. Petrol shortage as well but at least there won't be many drunk drivers on the road.
- Realrocknrolla
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32 Pint Homebrew Beer Making Starter Kit - St Peters IPA, Home Brew Microbrewery https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00PY7TLOK/ ... HQCBXFETEJDerek27 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:19 pmI've had to smoke another brand (the tit was going to give me mentholated cigs), but the way the lorry driver shortage is going, we might all have to give up smoking, and drinking. Petrol shortage as well but at least there won't be many drunk drivers on the road.
I've made a decent stout from a can of extract before but lager is quite difficult to make at home. The commercial brewers carbonate it by saturating it with carbon dioxide under pressure - can't be done at home. Besides, we're running out of carbon dioxide!Realrocknrolla wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:22 pm32 Pint Homebrew Beer Making Starter Kit - St Peters IPA, Home Brew Microbrewery https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00PY7TLOK/ ... HQCBXFETEJDerek27 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:19 pmI've had to smoke another brand (the tit was going to give me mentholated cigs), but the way the lorry driver shortage is going, we might all have to give up smoking, and drinking. Petrol shortage as well but at least there won't be many drunk drivers on the road.
- Realrocknrolla
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Fuck….Derek27 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:13 pmI've made a decent stout from a can of extract before but lager is quite difficult to make at home. The commercial brewers carbonate it by saturating it with carbon dioxide under pressure - can't be done at home. Besides, we're running out of carbon dioxide!Realrocknrolla wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:22 pm32 Pint Homebrew Beer Making Starter Kit - St Peters IPA, Home Brew Microbrewery https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00PY7TLOK/ ... HQCBXFETEJDerek27 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:19 pm
I've had to smoke another brand (the tit was going to give me mentholated cigs), but the way the lorry driver shortage is going, we might all have to give up smoking, and drinking. Petrol shortage as well but at least there won't be many drunk drivers on the road.
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How much would it cost if I offered my body to a dog food manufacturer, or would they pay me for it while I'm still alive?Realrocknrolla wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:30 pmFuck….
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- Realrocknrolla
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I’m sire there are more preferred establishments for you to offer ya body too.Derek27 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 3:08 pmHow much would it cost if I offered my body to a dog food manufacturer, or would they pay me for it while I'm still alive?Realrocknrolla wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:30 pmFuck….
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Opposite of a happy ending
Wasn't worth taking the day off for two hours of sunshine. Sky covered in cloud now but even if it wasn't the sun's about to go down.
I left an automation test running on today's crap soccer while I'm out in the garden and this is all I get.
I left an automation test running on today's crap soccer while I'm out in the garden and this is all I get.
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I've just bought some cigarettes off a woman who really knows her stuff. Apparently, sky-blue is the equivalent of purple! I should have asked her out, she could teach me a few things.