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Derek27 wrote:
Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:42 pm
There was an o/u market tonight that traded a total of £4, and I lost £5 on it in practice mode. :lol:
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Derek27 wrote:
Sat Sep 18, 2021 8:48 pm
Even when I spent all day watching and studying horse racing, I never understood why they show the finish of the big races on the news, nevermind a handicap like the Ayr Gold Cup. Does anyone in the 98% of people not interested in horse racing care? :lol:
Well at least it's real news rather than the "My 5 year old son is digging the neighbour's garden for charity" type of 'news' you get on BBC Breakfast!
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What sort of society are we living in where you can't send someone to prison for holding up the M25 without first giving them a court order prohibiting them from doing it??

I haven't been given a court order not to stick my hand up a woman's skirt. I just assumed it was against the law anyway. Perhaps I've got that wrong!
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Just received another email from Scottish Power demanding payment for an overdue bill. Looked at the bill, "please pay by 3rd Oct"!!

I think I'll take time off the rant thread and direct my abuse their way. :x
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If you're gonna sell cigarettes you should be properly trained for the job or at least know the difference between reds, blues and greens. Being a non-smoker is no flipping excuse!
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Derek27 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 4:26 am
If you're gonna sell cigarettes you should be properly trained for the job or at least know the difference between reds, blues and greens. Being a non-smoker is no flipping excuse!
Perfect time to quit now then. 😉😉
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Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:26 pm
Euler wrote:
Wed Sep 22, 2021 4:21 pm
New Shania Twain single?
That don't impress me much....
Thanks a lot for that, been singing it all morning :x
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Realrocknrolla wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:39 am
Derek27 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 4:26 am
If you're gonna sell cigarettes you should be properly trained for the job or at least know the difference between reds, blues and greens. Being a non-smoker is no flipping excuse!
Perfect time to quit now then. 😉😉
I've had to smoke another brand (the tit was going to give me mentholated cigs), but the way the lorry driver shortage is going, we might all have to give up smoking, and drinking. Petrol shortage as well but at least there won't be many drunk drivers on the road. :lol:
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Derek27 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:19 pm
Realrocknrolla wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:39 am
Derek27 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 4:26 am
If you're gonna sell cigarettes you should be properly trained for the job or at least know the difference between reds, blues and greens. Being a non-smoker is no flipping excuse!
Perfect time to quit now then. 😉😉
I've had to smoke another brand (the tit was going to give me mentholated cigs), but the way the lorry driver shortage is going, we might all have to give up smoking, and drinking. Petrol shortage as well but at least there won't be many drunk drivers on the road. :lol:
32 Pint Homebrew Beer Making Starter Kit - St Peters IPA, Home Brew Microbrewery https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00PY7TLOK/ ... HQCBXFETEJ
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Realrocknrolla wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:22 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:19 pm
Realrocknrolla wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:39 am


Perfect time to quit now then. 😉😉
I've had to smoke another brand (the tit was going to give me mentholated cigs), but the way the lorry driver shortage is going, we might all have to give up smoking, and drinking. Petrol shortage as well but at least there won't be many drunk drivers on the road. :lol:
32 Pint Homebrew Beer Making Starter Kit - St Peters IPA, Home Brew Microbrewery https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00PY7TLOK/ ... HQCBXFETEJ
I've made a decent stout from a can of extract before but lager is quite difficult to make at home. The commercial brewers carbonate it by saturating it with carbon dioxide under pressure - can't be done at home. Besides, we're running out of carbon dioxide!
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Derek27 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:13 pm
Realrocknrolla wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:22 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:19 pm

I've had to smoke another brand (the tit was going to give me mentholated cigs), but the way the lorry driver shortage is going, we might all have to give up smoking, and drinking. Petrol shortage as well but at least there won't be many drunk drivers on the road. :lol:
32 Pint Homebrew Beer Making Starter Kit - St Peters IPA, Home Brew Microbrewery https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00PY7TLOK/ ... HQCBXFETEJ
I've made a decent stout from a can of extract before but lager is quite difficult to make at home. The commercial brewers carbonate it by saturating it with carbon dioxide under pressure - can't be done at home. Besides, we're running out of carbon dioxide!
Fuck….

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How much would it cost if I offered my body to a dog food manufacturer, or would they pay me for it while I'm still alive? :D
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Derek27 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 3:08 pm
How much would it cost if I offered my body to a dog food manufacturer, or would they pay me for it while I'm still alive? :D
I’m sire there are more preferred establishments for you to offer ya body too.

Opposite of a happy ending 😂😂
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Wasn't worth taking the day off for two hours of sunshine. Sky covered in cloud now but even if it wasn't the sun's about to go down.

I left an automation test running on today's crap soccer while I'm out in the garden and this is all I get.
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Derek27 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 4:26 am
If you're gonna sell cigarettes you should be properly trained for the job or at least know the difference between reds, blues and greens. Being a non-smoker is no flipping excuse!
I've just bought some cigarettes off a woman who really knows her stuff. Apparently, sky-blue is the equivalent of purple! I should have asked her out, she could teach me a few things. :D
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