Coronavirus - A pale horse,4 men and ....beer

[Naffman]

According to the Daily Star the bog roll bandits are coming back, in view of a second wave.

The media have shown they cannot be trusted, their role is to cause panic and nothing else

[firlandsfarm]

According to the Daily Star the bog roll bandits are coming back, in view of a second wave.

The media have shown they cannot be trusted, their role is to cause panic and nothing else

If they can't find a sensational story then why not start one but remembering to make sure there is heavy use of "could", "up to" etc.

[Derek27]

I'm gonna buy a six-pack just in case.

[greenmark]

I'm gonna buy a six-pack just in case.

Do you have shares in Andrex?

[jimibt]

I'm gonna buy a six-pack just in case.

Do you have shares in Andrex?

are you saying he's a .... no, surely not (derek just pulling your leg -i said LEG!!)

[Derek27]

Are Americans stupid or does Sky News round-up the stupid Americans and interview them?

Apparently it's against their constitutional rights to have to wear a mask.

[Jukebox]

Are Americans stupid or does Sky News round-up the stupid Americans and interview them?

Apparently it's against their constitutional rights to have to wear a mask.

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms and bare faces, shall not be infringed

[Derek27]

Are Americans stupid or does Sky News round-up the stupid Americans and interview them?

Apparently it's against their constitutional rights to have to wear a mask.

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms and bare faces, shall not be infringed

I remember Ben Elton saying it's okay to pull out a gun in America, but not a pack of cigarettes. Now it's face masks!

[Derek27]

Brazil's president tests positive for COVID-19, and I wish him a speedy recovery.

[Emmson]

And then he was gone.......... Kai!

[Emmson]

People have become numb to this now but its still the biggest story out there and we're still not 1/2 way through.

[jimibt]

People have become numb to this now but its still the biggest story out there and we're still not 1/2 way through.

1/3 -> 1/4 ?? hmmm

[Derek27]

I've just found a tin of ASDA meatballs in tomato sauce in my food cupboard that I don't remember buying. Things must have been desperate during that month where the whole nation went insane.

[jimibt]

I've just found a tin of ASDA meatballs in tomato sauce in my food cupboard that I don't remember buying. ...

... wrapped in loo roll!!

[Derek27]

I've just found a tin of ASDA meatballs in tomato sauce in my food cupboard that I don't remember buying. ...

... wrapped in loo roll!!

That's probably why there were stacks of tinned beans during the crisis - nobody wanted to buy any until they got some bog roll.