Tories have drifted like a flotilla of barges in the market. Sounds like Sunak is about to bang the final nail in the Tory coffin with the news of the reversal on previously promised environmental policies later today.
Ed Davey's opening conference speech: After appealing to the nation to get the clowns out of government, a LibDem member contacted him, said he's a clown and took great offence to being compared to the Conservative party.
Tax Justice UK, whoever they are, say that Under Boris the Buffoon and Sunak, the party of low taxes have overseen the biggest tax rises since the war.
James Cleverclogs: If you want cheap short-term opportunistic headline-grabbing but ultimately futile announcements you have to be patient, the Labour party conference isn't until next week.