Today's Football

[Vaz0202]

Laying under 1.5 and getting a goal in the first minute is like premature ejaculation. Great that you've won but the fun's over as it begins.

As I tell the mrs, it’s time efficiency

[Derek27]

Brighton v Brentford won't start.

[Derek27]

What the hell is Barcelona and Juventus doing playing at one-thirty in the morning?

[Derek27]

What the hell is Barcelona and Juventus doing playing at one-thirty in the morning?

Looks like the match is in the US.

[Derek27]

"Due to the high temperatures, for the safety of the players, the referee has decided to have a cooling break".

You mean the referee's knackered.

[Derek27]

It's not even August and the Championship's started!

[greenmark]

Impressive beardy action from Roy Keane on the ITV coverage for the Community Shield.

[greenmark]

Blimey, I'm so dumb. De Bruyne and Haaland. What a combination if it clicks.

[greenmark]

1-0.

Is the anti Steve Gerrard chant really relevant anymore. He hasn't played in the Prem for SEVEN years. What a sad bunch of anal retentives.

[greenmark]

This has been a fairly hostile "Community" Shield. 2-1 though pleases me immensely. Sorry Man C fans. We all take footy joy where we can.

[Dublin_Flyer]

God that last minute Haaland miss was hilarious Some great passion from Nunez, cant wait to see him in a real game, or an important game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAZblLmoSL4
Have a look at his Benfica goals, I think 46/48 were from inside the box, it's like Van Nistlerooy reincarnated in a Liverpool shirt

[greenmark]

God that last minute Haaland miss was hilarious Some great passion from Nunez, cant wait to see him in a real game, or an important game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAZblLmoSL4
Have a look at his Benfica goals, I think 46/48 were from inside the box, it's like Van Nistlerooy reincarnated in a Liverpool shirt

I'm enormously happy Haaland missed that. But if he sharpens just a bit he's going to be awesome.
Nunez is almost there already, so may fade later on, but has a couple of strike partners to dream of.
But most of all - footy is BACK Hallelujah!!!!!!!

[Trader Pat]

City players refused to go up and collect their runner up medals. I wonder who made that decision.

[viney]

God that last minute Haaland miss was hilarious Some great passion from Nunez, cant wait to see him in a real game, or an important game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAZblLmoSL4
Have a look at his Benfica goals, I think 46/48 were from inside the box, it's like Van Nistlerooy reincarnated in a Liverpool shirt

I think you'll find it was an important game! (But only because we won )

[Trader Pat]

God that last minute Haaland miss was hilarious Some great passion from Nunez, cant wait to see him in a real game, or an important game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAZblLmoSL4
Have a look at his Benfica goals, I think 46/48 were from inside the box, it's like Van Nistlerooy reincarnated in a Liverpool shirt

I think you'll find it was an important game! (But only because we won )

At last another Liverpool fan on the forum! I was beginning to think I was the only one