Absolutely... Fenway sports or Mike Ashley... That wouldn't be a hard decision would itKai wrote: ↑Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:31 pmAye, they might even sing the new Ozan Kabak song at some point, been stuck in my head all dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfVDkVSGIv4
At the end of the day these owners might be best owners you can realistically get, the lesser of all the evils.
I'd definitely prefer being a cash cow instead of a sportswashing machine.
European Super League
I can hear the news item now... Nobody suspected the respected betangel regular kai until it became serious and she started receiving dirty texts after he hacked her phone. At the police interview he cited a lack of European success for dinamo Zagreb and going from champions to 6th inside a year... His lawyers pleaded for leniency 
In response to something Derek said... Don't you find a fascinating correlation between the reaction to the ESL and over reactions in betting markets full stop to news items. Clearly the reaction had to be strong to get the message across but Derek's analogy with a failed military coup seems accurate to me
Thank god for the media and their love of a good story and their fantastic ability to blow something up to create value
Thank god for the media and their love of a good story and their fantastic ability to blow something up to create value
I've spoken to two arsenal fans who wanted the ESL to happen. Well they would seeing as a 500m injection would elevate them to a level that arteta is never going to get them to or anybody else for that matter. Cause and effect... The cash MAY just have made arsenal "super" 
Well I spoke to BOTH of the Man City fans, and they were absolutely terrified of getting kicked out of CL when they finally have a chance of winning itMorbius wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 12:49 amI've spoken to two arsenal fans who wanted the ESL to happen. Well they would seeing as a 500m injection would elevate them to a level that arteta is never going to get them to or anybody else for that matter. Cause and effect... The cash MAY just have made arsenal "super"![]()
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I've just been insulted by Susie Bonnieface on the Sky News press preview. She said of one of the Man Utd owners that if a man worth more than a billion goes around looking [dressed] like that, it shows money doesn't buy style or tastes.
I looked at the tabloid photo and he looked dressed much the same as I usually am!
I looked at the tabloid photo and he looked dressed much the same as I usually am!
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Just curious what hypothetically, people think a hypothetical European Super League would actually turn out to be?
Personally when I heard of the clubs behind it, mostly foreign owned (UK side) or bordering broke as fxck (Continental side), and then hearing JP Morgan were fronting it (or refronting it if Kai's link to the German article is true) then it'd be money money money obviously, as in direct massive money immediately, front you now, and we own you bitch.
Sky are already balls deep in the Prem League, they started it, and they're responsible for the extortionate fees and wages that it has produced. They bigged up transfer deadline day all the time, bigger, bigger, more, more, until one thing stopped them. A purple dildo being waved around a Sky reporters head on deadline day. They won't bid against a huge competitor.
Virgin TV don't have the people smart enough to compete in a thumb war never mind a bidding rights war, so that leaves just a few with the finances to compete; DAZN, beIN, Appletv, Amazontv.
They still have ads though.
So to make it palatable for the tv/iptv rights holders (in my personal opinion) then 1 half time wouldn't be enough time to recoup the ads when Unknown team 1 (Rangers for example) play Unknown 2 (Ajax for example), or Liverpool play Unknown team 3 ....(probably team with the highest attendance or attention in their country, from nations that need a few quid.....maybe Anderlecht)
Gonna need 4 20 min quarters to fit enough ads in and turn a profit over all the games.
Sorry Trent Alexander-Arnold, you can't take this quick corner against Inter Milan because we're replaying one you did against....oh a different team. Never mind, here's an ad for Geico Insurance and another for getting your todger up if you're aged older than 70 and 30 stone, and a Ricky and Bicky Hot One Special 15.5 inch pizza with 6 toppings for this awesome soccer game with a free bucket of wings for $14.99 AAAAnd we're back to the game and it's a throw in at midfield....for the guys in yellow.
Offside is holding the game up when we don't have an ad break lined up, so we'll cancel offside. Maybe no draw matches and no penalty shoot outs, next goal wins. (Every lad knows that's your cup final moment when you get it!)
But back to reality, the legal documentation to sign up to a European Super League is probably not that much. But I'm sure there's a dirty long flipping huge contract every team in the Premier League signs when they entered it, or got promoted to it and signed, and said something along the lines of not competing for another league directly against our league and European positions......or you're out, players too. Probably page 274 article C, subsection iii of a 900 page contract kinda thing.
The speed with which all UK teams left the ESL makes me think something was spotted and they gave all the other UK lads the heads up, lest the Premier League come into it, and they had to get out of ESL as fast as fuck.
You only read it a few seconds ago and you can't remember how much the pizza was??? I need to do more ads in my messages
Personally when I heard of the clubs behind it, mostly foreign owned (UK side) or bordering broke as fxck (Continental side), and then hearing JP Morgan were fronting it (or refronting it if Kai's link to the German article is true) then it'd be money money money obviously, as in direct massive money immediately, front you now, and we own you bitch.
Sky are already balls deep in the Prem League, they started it, and they're responsible for the extortionate fees and wages that it has produced. They bigged up transfer deadline day all the time, bigger, bigger, more, more, until one thing stopped them. A purple dildo being waved around a Sky reporters head on deadline day. They won't bid against a huge competitor.
Virgin TV don't have the people smart enough to compete in a thumb war never mind a bidding rights war, so that leaves just a few with the finances to compete; DAZN, beIN, Appletv, Amazontv.
They still have ads though.
So to make it palatable for the tv/iptv rights holders (in my personal opinion) then 1 half time wouldn't be enough time to recoup the ads when Unknown team 1 (Rangers for example) play Unknown 2 (Ajax for example), or Liverpool play Unknown team 3 ....(probably team with the highest attendance or attention in their country, from nations that need a few quid.....maybe Anderlecht)
Gonna need 4 20 min quarters to fit enough ads in and turn a profit over all the games.
Sorry Trent Alexander-Arnold, you can't take this quick corner against Inter Milan because we're replaying one you did against....oh a different team. Never mind, here's an ad for Geico Insurance and another for getting your todger up if you're aged older than 70 and 30 stone, and a Ricky and Bicky Hot One Special 15.5 inch pizza with 6 toppings for this awesome soccer game with a free bucket of wings for $14.99 AAAAnd we're back to the game and it's a throw in at midfield....for the guys in yellow.
Offside is holding the game up when we don't have an ad break lined up, so we'll cancel offside. Maybe no draw matches and no penalty shoot outs, next goal wins. (Every lad knows that's your cup final moment when you get it!)
But back to reality, the legal documentation to sign up to a European Super League is probably not that much. But I'm sure there's a dirty long flipping huge contract every team in the Premier League signs when they entered it, or got promoted to it and signed, and said something along the lines of not competing for another league directly against our league and European positions......or you're out, players too. Probably page 274 article C, subsection iii of a 900 page contract kinda thing.
The speed with which all UK teams left the ESL makes me think something was spotted and they gave all the other UK lads the heads up, lest the Premier League come into it, and they had to get out of ESL as fast as fuck.
You only read it a few seconds ago and you can't remember how much the pizza was??? I need to do more ads in my messages

