ANGELS15 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 17, 2021 11:09 amThe parts of the body held a meeting one day to decide which should be boss. The brain spoke first and said it should as it did all the thinking. The eyes said it should be boss as it did all the seeing. They argued for a while and then suddenly a little voice piped up at the back and said 'I should be boss'. They all looked in surprise as it was the arsehole who had spoken. They all laughed at the idea of the arsehole being boss. The arsehole was angry and clammed up. After a few days the brain grew foggy, the eyes misty, the guts were in turmoil and everyone pleaded with the brain to let the arsehole be boss. The motto you don't have to be brains to be boss just an arsehole.
Where are all the jokes?
That's one to tell the boss on your first day at work.ANGELS15 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 17, 2021 11:09 amThe parts of the body held a meeting one day to decide which should be boss. The brain spoke first and said it should as it did all the thinking. The eyes said it should be boss as it did all the seeing. They argued for a while and then suddenly a little voice piped up at the back and said 'I should be boss'. They all looked in surprise as it was the arsehole who had spoken. They all laughed at the idea of the arsehole being boss. The arsehole was angry and clammed up. After a few days the brain grew foggy, the eyes misty, the guts were in turmoil and everyone pleaded with the brain to let the arsehole be boss. The motto you don't have to be brains to be boss just an arsehole.
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And - quite probably - your LAST!Derek27 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 17, 2021 12:57 pmThat's one to tell the boss on your first day at work.ANGELS15 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 17, 2021 11:09 amThe parts of the body held a meeting one day to decide which should be boss. The brain spoke first and said it should as it did all the thinking. The eyes said it should be boss as it did all the seeing. They argued for a while and then suddenly a little voice piped up at the back and said 'I should be boss'. They all looked in surprise as it was the arsehole who had spoken. They all laughed at the idea of the arsehole being boss. The arsehole was angry and clammed up. After a few days the brain grew foggy, the eyes misty, the guts were in turmoil and everyone pleaded with the brain to let the arsehole be boss. The motto you don't have to be brains to be boss just an arsehole.
I remember a story from the early days of the National Lottery. A couple of guys who worked together hated their boss/job. They bought regular lottery tickets and one day for some reason or another thought they had won. They were ecstatic.bennyboy351 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 17, 2021 2:01 pmAnd - quite probably - your LAST!Derek27 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 17, 2021 12:57 pmThat's one to tell the boss on your first day at work.ANGELS15 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 17, 2021 11:09 amThe parts of the body held a meeting one day to decide which should be boss. The brain spoke first and said it should as it did all the thinking. The eyes said it should be boss as it did all the seeing. They argued for a while and then suddenly a little voice piped up at the back and said 'I should be boss'. They all looked in surprise as it was the arsehole who had spoken. They all laughed at the idea of the arsehole being boss. The arsehole was angry and clammed up. After a few days the brain grew foggy, the eyes misty, the guts were in turmoil and everyone pleaded with the brain to let the arsehole be boss. The motto you don't have to be brains to be boss just an arsehole.
They told the boss where to stick their jobs and resigned. To their horror they soon realised their mistake and that they had not won the lottery. They very sheepishly went back to their boss and apologised, luckily for them the boss had a good sense of humour and took them back.
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I just bought some Star Trek Toilet Rolls...
They are great for getting rid of Klingons
They are great for getting rid of Klingons
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My mate is in trouble...he told his wife he was going out to get some thread but actually has gone to the pub...she will kill him
Gone but not for cotton
Gone but not for cotton
That is a terrible joke.paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 6:48 pmMy mate is in trouble...he told his wife he was going out to get some thread but actually has gone to the pub...she will kill him
Gone but not for cotton
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Is this any better Derek?Derek27 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 7:07 pmThat is a terrible joke.paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 6:48 pmMy mate is in trouble...he told his wife he was going out to get some thread but actually has gone to the pub...she will kill him
Gone but not for cotton
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink...
I'm currently in casualty waiting to be seen !
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I was in A&E earlier and there was this bloke with a wound on his head...
He told me he had been hit with a piece of coal...
The nurse said it was just a miner injury !
He told me he had been hit with a piece of coal...
The nurse said it was just a miner injury !