Where are all the jokes?

[bennyboy351]

I once tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a doctor but the security guard suspected I wasn't the real McCoy...

Chortle - chortle I think I've busted my truss! No, hang on a minute, its my incontenence pants! ...

[andy28]

A burglar is fubling around in the dark and hears a voice say "Jesus is watching you" he looks around and sees no one so he continues looking around the house. Then he hears a voice say "Jesus is watching you", so he looks again and sees a pariot in the corner of the room. The burglar asks the pariot if his name is Jesus and the pariot says no. The burglar asks the Pariot what its name is, the pariot replies it's Clarence, the burglar chuckles and says what idiot names a Pariot Clarence, the Pariot replies the same idiot that names his Pitbull Jesus

A "Pariot?" - Have you been drinkin'? - LOL

I didn't notice that haha

[wearthefoxhat]

I've stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone is OK with that.

[andy28]

A Bear and a Rabbit are in the bush having a crap, the Bear looks at the Rabbit and asks do you have any issues with crap sticking to your fur? The Rabbit replies No!! Thats good to know, the Bear reaches over grabs the Rabbit and wipes his arse with it

[wearthefoxhat]

I went to a fancy dress party last night as a caterpillar. Heaven knows what time I crawled back home.

[paspuggie48]

I went to a fancy dress party last night as a caterpillar. Heaven knows what time I crawled back home.

[Derek27]

I went to a fancy dress party last night as a caterpillar. Heaven knows what time I crawled back home.

Are you laughing at how funny the joke is or how bad?

[paspuggie48]

I went to a fancy dress party last night as a caterpillar. Heaven knows what time I crawled back home.

Are you laughing at how funny the joke is or how bad?

Oh the joke, it tickled me for sure !

[eatyourgreens]

two parrots are sitting on a perch, one says to the other "can you smell fish?"

[Derek27]

There's a tennis player called Bye. Absolutely useless, losses every match.

[paspuggie48]

I was pulled over by a cop.

He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses".

I said, "I have contacts".

He said, "I don't care who you know..."

[wearthefoxhat]

Went to buy some vanish to help with my washing. It had all gone.

[sniffer66]

I was struggling for a fancy dress costume for last nights party so I went just in my Y Fronts

The host asked me what I'd come as. I replied, "premature ejaculation"

"Premature ejaculation ??"

"Yeah, I just came in my pants"

[Derek27]

I was struggling for a fancy dress costume for last nights party so I went just in my Y Fronts

The host asked me what I'd come as. I replied, "premature ejaculation"

"Premature ejaculation ??"

"Yeah, I just came in my pants"

[paspuggie48]

I recently entered the Weather Pun competition and beat the raining champion !!