Chortle - chortle I think I've busted my truss! No, hang on a minute, its my incontenence pants! ...paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 4:18 pmI once tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a doctor but the security guard suspected I wasn't the real McCoy...
Where are all the jokes?
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I didn't notice that hahabennyboy351 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 9:16 pmANGELS15 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:36 pmA "Pariot?" - Have you been drinkin'? - LOLandy28 wrote: ↑Tue Sep 07, 2021 10:10 pmA burglar is fubling around in the dark and hears a voice say "Jesus is watching you" he looks around and sees no one so he continues looking around the house. Then he hears a voice say "Jesus is watching you", so he looks again and sees a pariot in the corner of the room. The burglar asks the pariot if his name is Jesus and the pariot says no. The burglar asks the Pariot what its name is, the pariot replies it's Clarence, the burglar chuckles and says what idiot names a Pariot Clarence, the Pariot replies the same idiot that names his Pitbull Jesus
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I've stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone is OK with that.
A Bear and a Rabbit are in the bush having a crap, the Bear looks at the Rabbit and asks do you have any issues with crap sticking to your fur? The Rabbit replies No!! Thats good to know, the Bear reaches over grabs the Rabbit and wipes his arse with it
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I went to a fancy dress party last night as a caterpillar. Heaven knows what time I crawled back home.
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wearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Sun Sep 12, 2021 2:41 pmI went to a fancy dress party last night as a caterpillar. Heaven knows what time I crawled back home.
Are you laughing at how funny the joke is or how bad?paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:45 pmwearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Sun Sep 12, 2021 2:41 pmI went to a fancy dress party last night as a caterpillar. Heaven knows what time I crawled back home.
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Oh the joke, it tickled me for sure !Derek27 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 12, 2021 7:06 pmAre you laughing at how funny the joke is or how bad?paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:45 pmwearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Sun Sep 12, 2021 2:41 pmI went to a fancy dress party last night as a caterpillar. Heaven knows what time I crawled back home.
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two parrots are sitting on a perch, one says to the other "can you smell fish?"
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I was pulled over by a cop.
He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses".
I said, "I have contacts".
He said, "I don't care who you know..."
He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses".
I said, "I have contacts".
He said, "I don't care who you know..."
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Went to buy some vanish to help with my washing. It had all gone.
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I recently entered the Weather Pun competition and beat the raining champion !!