Not sure if it's real or not but I've seen a map somewhere for a new town that has the police station sited on Letsby Avenue
Where are all the jokes?
https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/feb ... wainwright
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Panic buying gone mad!!
I was at the boat shop in St Ives and they had a huge sale on paddles.
People were fighting and clambering over each other to get the discounts...
…it was such an oar deal !
I was at the boat shop in St Ives and they had a huge sale on paddles.
People were fighting and clambering over each other to get the discounts...
…it was such an oar deal !
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I’ve just started the Adam Ant diet. Don’t chew ever. Don’t chew ever.
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Why did the art thief's getaway vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
now, that one definitely deserves the Kai dad joke of the year award. so wrong in any ways, but captures the essence of the classic dad-jokepaspuggie48 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 11:46 amWhy did the art thief's getaway vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
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I’ve signed up for a ‘reverse origami’ class. I wonder how that will unfold.
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I missed the finals of the World Hairdressing Championships on TV last night.
Anyone know if they’ll be showing the highlights?
Anyone know if they’ll be showing the highlights?
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13 out of 12 people don’t know what a Baker’s Dozen is !!
A guy dies and goes to hell. On arrival he's met by the devil who says 'we've got a special on, you can choose your own torture once you've chosen it you're stuck with it for all eternity'. The guy thinks 'that's not so bad'. They pass a room of people being prodded with red hot pokers. The guy cries out 'no no not this'. They go to the next room where people are being roasted on spits. Again the guy says 'no no'. They then come to a cave where there's people up to their waists in shit drinking tea. The guy says 'I'll take this one'. He's just settled with his tea when a demon walks in and shouts 'right you lot tea break's over back on your heads again!'.