Where are all the jokes?
So you are saying all Russians go to heaven instead of hell when they crossover because they are all good? I don't think it's as simple as stored value nationality = Russian OR Ukranian = 1 (allowed in) as a blanket fixed rule. There has to be more conditions or perceptual judgement.
I'm sure God accounted for the possibility of lots of people going up the ladder and crossing over the crossover and designed the entry system to deal with a large volume of souls entering the afterlife at the same time. I'm sure they have developed automation or at least semi-automation by this point.
Also when Russians or Ukranian soldiers crossover into heaven I doubt their weapons will respawn with them, so it will be hard for them to to overthrow the angels unarmed in heaven which probably have their own weapons or bots to help them.
A bigger concern for me would be if Bill Gates gets into heaven.
Just a reminder Alex, this is the jokes thread.alexmr2 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 22, 2022 5:32 pmSo you are saying all Russians go to heaven instead of hell when they crossover because they are all good? I don't think it's as simple as stored value nationality = Russian OR Ukranian = 1 (allowed in) as a blanket fixed rule. There has to be more conditions or perceptual judgement.
I'm sure God accounted for the possibility of lots of people going up the ladder and crossing over the crossover and designed the entry system to deal with a large volume of souls entering the afterlife at the same time. I'm sure they have developed automation or at least semi-automation by this point.
Also when Russians or Ukranian soldiers crossover into heaven I doubt their weapons will respawn with them, so it will be hard for them to to overthrow the angels unarmed in heaven which probably have their own weapons or bots to help them.
A bigger concern for me would be if Bill Gates gets into heaven.
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