RANT CORNER

[Derek27]

Saturday night, UEFA nation football, but the best 5-second delay matches Bumfair can guarantee is Brazilian Serie B!

And it ends up nil-nil!

[Derek27]

flipping Flash floor mop advert. It doesn't show the wet wipe getting detached from the mop and the actor getting down on his hands and knees to reattach it, before cleaning the rest of the floor!

[Emmson]

This has been the coldest day since at least April and maybe March

[Derek27]

I bought some cheap bog roll, can't remember where I got it. It's as abrasive as sandpaper and like wiping your arse with postage stamps!

[ShaunWhite]

I bought some cheap bog roll, can't remember where I got it. It's as abrasive as sandpaper and like wiping your arse with postage stamps!

This is the second consecutive Sunday teatime you've posted something about your arse. What's happened to civilised society? And tbh nobody apart from a Grinder hookup is interested in your arse anyway!

[Derek27]

This has been the coldest day since at least April and maybe March

I just been out to the shops. It is flipping cold, feels more like mid winter!

[ShaunWhite]

Almost every day Scottish power hassle me about getting a smart meter, but no return email to tell them why I don't want one. They don't give the user any benefit whatsoever, there's no 'smart' charging to get cheaper rates or balance demand, and besides next year I'm moving where the meters are anyway so I don't want double the agro changing it now.

[Derek27]

Almost every day Scottish power hassle me about getting a smart meter, but no return email to tell them why I don't want one. They don't give the user any benefit whatsoever, there's no 'smart' charging to get cheaper rates or balance demand, and besides next year I'm moving where the meters are anyway so I don't want double the agro changing it now.

It wouldn't make any difference if you had a return email address because they don't read emails, not even their customer complaints email address. You have to phone and verbally abuse them.

[ShaunWhite]

It wouldn't make any difference if you had a return email address because they don't read emails, not even their customer complaints email address. You have to phone and verbally abuse them.

Business idea, Rent-a-Rant. People call them and hand it over to you, you give them 20 quids worth of your finest work

But it might not be long before we can get our own AI avatar to do all this dull admin and phoning around?

[Derek27]

What's the point in the Microsoft Edge shopping coupons? It usually tries 16 coupons and then says none of them apply or you have the best price!

Coupons shouldn't be shared anyway, they're given to individuals!

[Derek27]

Nothing more humiliating than meeting a nice-looking bird, and instead of asking her out, you and over a sample of your shit!!

[ShaunWhite]

Nothing more humiliating than meeting a nice-looking bird, and instead of asking her out, you and over a sample of your shit!!

I hope it was in some sort of container And at a medical facility not just in Tesco.

Style it out..... "this isn't the ideal way to meet for the first time, but I'm the kind of guy who likes to make sure everything is functioning at peak performance" nugde nudge wink wink. You obviously need to look like a fine physical specimen rather than an actual 'specimen' though.

[Derek27]

It doesn't matter how sexy a girl looks with her legs spread over a car bonnet; I am not going to purchase Twinings piss!

[Derek27]

Nothing more humiliating than meeting a nice-looking bird, and instead of asking her out, you and over a sample of your shit!!

I hope it was in some sort of container And at a medical facility not just in Tesco.

Style it out..... "this isn't the ideal way to meet for the first time, but I'm the kind of guy who likes to make sure everything is functioning at peak performance" nugde nudge wink wink. You obviously need to look like a fine physical specimen rather than an actual 'specimen' though.

[firlandsfarm]

I bought some cheap bog roll, can't remember where I got it. It's as abrasive as sandpaper and like wiping your arse with postage stamps!

This is the second consecutive Sunday teatime you've posted something about your arse. What's happened to civilised society? And tbh nobody apart from a Grinder hookup is interested in your arse anyway!