The beer garden

[Kai]

[conduirez]

[firlandsfarm]

Apparently DeLorean will be returning to the market later this year with the launch of its new electric Alpha5 sports car with an estimated 300-mile (480-kilometre) range from a 100-plus-kWh battery.

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The company quotes it's 0 - 88mph time as 4.4 seconds.

[Derek27]

Have you seen Question Time this week? Sarah Jones, shadow business secretary is on the panel wearing a coat and scarf. I thought the heating must be broken.

[Derek27]

I just had a short cab journey. Aside from conversation that I initiated, the driver uttered just two words during the entire journey: flipping wanker!

And he wasn't even talking to me.

[greenmark]

I just had a short cab journey. Aside from conversation that I initiated, the driver uttered just two words during the entire journey: flipping wanker!

And he wasn't even talking to me.

I got a black cab in London gave the driver a tenner for a five pound journey and he drove off, no change. Friendly London cabbie, not!

[Derek27]

That ship was on route to Sri Lanka. Of all the places to have a major technical fault!!

[conduirez]

There is a lot of people dead I fear, after the bridge was hit by the cargo ship. Terrible pictures it collapsed so quickly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JDeBPuFQS0

[Derek27]

There is a lot of people dead I fear, after the bridge was hit by the cargo ship. Terrible pictures it collapsed so quickly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JDeBPuFQS0

I think the deaths are in single figures, only six people missing amazingly. Lucky it didn't happen at a busy time of day.

[firlandsfarm]

I got a black cab in London gave the driver a tenner for a five pound journey and he drove off, no change. Friendly London cabbie, not!

With a London cabbie it's best to say "take 7" or whatever when expecting change.

[Derek27]

Gillian Keegan, who's doing a flipping good job as education secretary, struggled to explain to Kay Burley if or why homeless people should be arrested for smelling.

[conduirez]

This is one reason it is hard to learn Mathematics, there is lots of writing on the right side of the screen in this clip, but for some reason I cannot take my eyes off of the left side of the screen.

What do you think!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6hSY2Pcch0

[Derek27]

This is one reason it is hard to learn Mathematics, there is lots of writing on the right side of the screen in this clip, but for some reason I cannot take my eyes off of the left side of the screen.

What do you think!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6hSY2Pcch0

Love the way she's able to write back-to-front.

[Derek27]

Jeremy Hunt: The lesson to be learnt by all MPs is to be vigilant with cyber security.

No it's not Jeremy. The lesson to be learnt is don't send photographs of your genitals to complete strangers, especially if you're an MP!

[Derek27]

I keep feeling my underpants are slipping down, but when I check them they're fine, exactly where they should be.