Where are all the jokes?

[Derek27]

One of Putin's ministers approached him and said, "Mr President, I have good news and bad news".

Putin said, "Tell me the bad news first".

The minister replied, "Nobody voted for you in the election".

Putin went red in the face, looked furious and said, "Well what's the good news".

"You've won anyway".

[Derek27]

The Telegraph reported Fushitu is still managing UK top secret UK military systems.

We'll be fucked when we go to war, all our weapons will be reported missing.

[greenmark]

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That made me chortle.

[Derek27]

Frank Hester claims his comments about Diane Abbot making him want to hate all black women had nothing to do with race or gender.

[firlandsfarm]

GB News sports reporter has just commented that it's tradition for the winning team in boat race to dip their cox in the river afterwards! I wonder what the winner of the women's race do

[The Silk Run]

GB News sports reporter has just commented that it's tradition for the winning team in boat race to dip their cox in the river afterwards! I wonder what the winner of the women's race do

I like that one

[SillyContrarian]

I've just come back from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch...
Not many people can say they've been there.

[firlandsfarm]

I've just come back from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch...
Not many people can say they've been there.

My dad could

[The Silk Run]

I've just come back from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch...
Not many people can say they've been there.

I have visited Brecon Beer Cans. Is it nearby.

[Derek27]

Earliest ever sighting of Asian hornets in the UK. Scientists are concerned about the effects on the bee population and are asking the public to report sightings so it can be checked out.

Surely by the time they drive there it'll be gone.

[Derek27]

Government claims their Rwanda policy is already acting as a deterrent.

[Derek27]

Q: What does an MP do when he receives explicit pics from a complete stranger?

A: He sends explicit pics back, and then goes to meet him.

[Derek27]

The electoral Dysfunction podcast this week is asking the question, why do politicians never answer the question posed?

I bet they don't answer it.

[elofan0]

going back a few years at work i said to a work mate have you seen Rita ,Sue & Bob Too ,
work mate replied no i havent even seen Rita Sue and Bob One

[sniffer66]

I wanted to view todays eclipse but I didn't have anything to make a pinhole camera with, so I used a colander.

I think I strained my eyes.