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Derek27
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remove am/pm completely (I always know whether it is am or pm) :lol:
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It's now clear why Sunak stood soaking wet in the rain calling a general election. He arranged for one of his aides to provide him with an umbrella if it rained, but they were all at the bookies. :lol:
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Kai
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Spot on : https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lx6Cgn6DrS0
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Wed Jun 05, 2024 11:48 am
 I love the way the crowd breaks into applause when the King finally stops speaking. What a relief that must feel. :mrgreen:
I know, I do it every time Starmer stops talking/misleading. :lol:
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Fri Jun 28, 2024 1:23 am
 remove am/pm completely (I always know whether it is am or pm) :lol:
It was removed centuries ago, they call it the 24 hour clock it's just that many people can't think in 24 hour cycles! :o
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Kevin Hollinhead: The country desperately needs a Conservative government. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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There was no note left in the treasury this time, they can't afford any note paper. :)
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Biden's sending billions of dollars of military weapons in the form of F-16s and ATACMS to President Putin, to assist him in the war. :D
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Nigel Farage says he's a human being just like anybody else. :lol:
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During the war, my grandfather swapped his rifle for a trifle. He was court-martialled for deserting. :)
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I was planning to sail around the globe in the world's smallest ship, but I bottled it.

Apparently, voted best joke of the Edinburgh Fringe. :roll:
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Slightly better ones:

I tried to steal some spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta. (best of 2022)

Working at the Job Centre must be a tense job knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come back the next day. (2018)
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Biden said only God Almighty can make him step aside. That means Nancy Pelosi is God Almighty! :o
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 19, 2024 9:59 am
 Slightly better ones:

I tried to steal some spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta. (best of 2022)

Working at the Job Centre must be a tense job knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come back the next day. (2018)
:lol:
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Kai
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Not seen this comedic genius before, brilliant :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_JPeqGyv8D0
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