Today's Football

[Derek27]

It's just as well goals aren't always scored when they "should've" been scored or we'd be averaging 10 goals a match!

[Michael5482]

I held on to my profit so they must have voided bets after the goal.

Took 9 quid off me, that's 3 pints, in my eyes.

You drink at Wetherspoons as well.

No I live on the north east £2.80 I pay in me local pub, and working men's club, snooker club is £3 bit more expensive in town £3.50/£4 but never bother with town hardly at all.

[Derek27]

What would have happened if he scored after the ref blew for a penalty?

[Derek27]

It must take bottle to boot the ball at the goalie. Keeper stands still and you look an idiot!

[Kai]

Well that didn't last long

Caught the pen at least

[Derek27]

WTF's wrong with the West Ham suspend monkey?

Not sure they knew what was going on and got in a right mess, looks like they cancelled everything and took the markets back to kick off.

Not sure what happened there. I left the match with a small profit after the goal, but it's been settled for nuffing!

[Kai]

Game on at Wolves !

[Kai]

Absolutely bonkers

Had biggest green on a Wolves winner though

[Derek27]

Paul Gascoigne, the guy who tried to persuade Rauol Moat to surrender to police by offering him chicken and lager, has warned Rashford not to make the same mistake has him!

I think he's got a long long way to go to emulate Gascoigne and I don't think Rashford will be too pleased with the comparison.

[Kai]

Paul Gascoigne, the guy who tried to persuade Rauol Moat to surrender to police by offering him chicken and lager, has warned Rashford not to make the same mistake has him!

I think he's got a long long way to go to emulate Gascoigne and I don't think Rashford will be too pleased with the comparison.

This is what Ten Hag does to people Derek, drives them to drinking. Or to Dortmund.

[Derek27]

He was in a Belfast nightclub! Wouldn't expect anyone to recognise him there.

[Kai]

Yes, wish I was joking there... I have a few friends that are United fans and every time I see them they've got a bottle in their hand!

[Derek27]

Dortmund's name's missing from the navigation pane!

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[Derek27]

FFS, German Bundesliga on 12 seconds! Not sure if it started off like that or took me a minute to notice.

[Derek27]

Strasbourg/PSG match miles behind on TNT1, not even worth watching.

Edit: Switched off, switched back when a penalty appeared to be missed. It wasn't just me and Mbappé that missed the penalty, I think the cameramen missed the goalie saving it as well.