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Sunak says going out in the pissing rain in a £3K suit without an umbrella was "the right thing to do". No wonder the country he's running is in such a mess. :lol: :lol:
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Met one of these people yesterday, love Aussie sense of humor 😆

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Sunak: Just look at Sweden, where 80% of young people completing National Service, say they recommend it to their friends. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The home office says 227 migrants crossed the channel yesterday. It must be the £3K payment and five years of free lodgings in Rwanda that's bringing them over. :lol: :lol:
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A couple of good jokes from Nigel Farage.

Definition of a Muslim: Someone we see on the Streets of London every Saturday. :lol: :lol:

There are streets in Oldham where nobody speaks English. :lol:
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Sun May 26, 2024 12:27 pm
 A couple of good jokes from Nigel Farage.

Definition of a Muslim: Someone we see on the Streets of London every Saturday. :lol: :lol:

There are streets in Oldham where nobody speaks English. :lol:
Not even remotely funny. Tragic? Yes.
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The man with a plan but no umbrella and captaining a sinking ship, today visits the dock where the Titanic was built. :lol: :lol:
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The Pope says there's room in the church for everyone, including "faggots". :lol: :lol:
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Tue May 28, 2024 5:54 pm
 The Pope says there's room in the church for everyone, including "faggots". :lol: :lol:
Faggots are pretty nice, as are rissoles and burgers. Other minced delicacies are available. :-)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)
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No shortage of new material for Jimmy :D

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John Prescott: Sorry I'm late Tony, the wife was driving and we broke down.

Tony Blair: Puncture?

John Prescott: Yes, she deserved it.
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 04, 2024 3:26 pm
 John Prescott: Sorry I'm late Tony, the wife was driving and we broke down.

Tony Blair: Puncture?

John Prescott: Yes, she deserved it.
Don't condone violence against women.
But I liked the pun. Made me chuckle.
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