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Frogmella
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I used to go the the gym everyday. Then one day I discovered a hole in my trainer that was big enough to put my finger in. Unfortunately she complained and now I'm banned for life.
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jimibt
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apologies, and it may just be me - but. i find this *joke* pretty offensive and thoroughly distasteful. this type of content was rife in the early '70's and with good reason has thankfully died out.

respectfully; let's clean up our act!!
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How about this one then Jim ?? ;)


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sniffer66 wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2024 1:37 pm
How about this one then Jim ?? ;)



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yeah - lol. isn't it weird that something can fail to amuse and then something just tickles you due to the setup (and the fact that no one individual group is being glorified thro objectification of another) :) 8-)
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Frogmella wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:26 pm
I used to go the the gym everyday. Then one day I discovered a hole in my trainer that was big enough to put my finger in. Unfortunately she complained and now I'm banned for life.
jimibt wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2024 12:32 pm
apologies, and it may just be me - but. i find this *joke* pretty offensive and thoroughly distasteful. this type of content was rife in the early '70's and with good reason has thankfully died out.

respectfully; let's clean up our act!!
Sorry Jim but I can see it is a joke and not serious and laughed ... good one Frog.
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Kai
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Damn, think I've got legend disease as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcdcRaws7rg

EDIT : Nevermind, missed the bin :|
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sniffer66 wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2024 1:37 pm
How about this one then Jim ?? ;)



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Just LOL'd at this.
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Kai
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Give this UK immigration test to all asylum seekers ✅

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSHrMFeevzA
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Dublin_Flyer
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Kai wrote:
Sun Dec 15, 2024 11:56 pm
Give this UK immigration test to all asylum seekers ✅

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSHrMFeevzA
Ah Foil Arms + Hogg have some brilliant skits, as a Dubliner I love their how to speak Dublin one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhdXJrGr1iM
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Dublin_Flyer wrote:
Mon Dec 16, 2024 2:54 am
Kai wrote:
Sun Dec 15, 2024 11:56 pm
Give this UK immigration test to all asylum seekers ✅

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSHrMFeevzA
Ah Foil Arms + Hogg have some brilliant skits, as a Dubliner I love their how to speak Dublin one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhdXJrGr1iM
The pronouns skit is genius )

And true !
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Kai
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sionascaig wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2024 9:40 am
Dublin_Flyer wrote:
Mon Dec 16, 2024 2:54 am
Kai wrote:
Sun Dec 15, 2024 11:56 pm
Give this UK immigration test to all asylum seekers ✅

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSHrMFeevzA
Ah Foil Arms + Hogg have some brilliant skits, as a Dubliner I love their how to speak Dublin one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhdXJrGr1iM
The pronouns skit is genius )

And true !
Yeah seen it the other day, right after posting the "Legend" skit above from the same lads

But I'm no expert on Irish accents so couldn't tell much difference :D
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Down at Natoora, they are doing some quite awful things with the Hummus.

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Kai
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This is exactly what's wrong with the world today

You can't even walk your llama down the street without some smartarse putting you on the internets :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MruyxDvK_YA
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Customers who buy this reclining sofa...

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...also have diarrhoea while watching an Amazon Fire HD 10 tablet.

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