RANT CORNER

[jamesg46]

[Derek27]

Knockedmyteaovermykeyboard.Didmybesttocleanitupbutthespacebarnolongerfunctions!Anytips?

1) Open the case, access your keyboard, remove the spacebar and clean the contacts between the spacebar and circuit board.

2) Don't leave a cup of tea next to your computer. I keep my beer at arms reach way from any computer.

[Kai]

Knockedmyteaovermykeyboard.Didmybesttocleanitupbutthespacebarnolongerfunctions!Anytips?

You don't need spacebar, you can use copy/paste. Use your mouse to select the little space between any 2 words from say Derek's post and copy it (to your clipboard), and then just paste it after every word.

The shortcut for copy is CTRL+C and for paste is CTRL+V.

This post was made by copy/pasting space after every word What a time to be alive

[Derek27]

Knockedmyteaovermykeyboard.Didmybesttocleanitupbutthespacebarnolongerfunctions!Anytips?

You don't need spacebar, you can use copy/paste. Use your mouse to select the little space between any 2 words from say Derek's post and copy it (to your clipboard), and then just paste it after every word.

The shortcut for copy is CTRL+C and for paste is CTRL+V.

This post was made by copy/pasting space after every word What a time to be alive

The space doesn't have to be from one of my posts, any space would do the job. But I would be very honoured if you copy an ascii32 from one of my posts and drop a little credit at the end of your post.

[jimibt]

something we all knew but until now couldn't articulate

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[Kai]

Takes me back to simpler times Jimbo

When corona was a beer and tik tok was how a clock would go.

[Kai]

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Gesundheit?

[Realrocknrolla]

Takes me back to simpler times Jimbo

When corona was a beer and tik tok was how a clock would go.

Haha brilliant

[jimibt]

Takes me back to simpler times Jimbo

When corona was a beer and tik tok was how a clock would go.

yeah -got a kinda yearning for all of that again - lol

[Derek27]

Somebody used the self-service checkout and didn't pay their £33 bill. The woman who caught me walking the wrong way down the aisle and taking a carrier bag without paying for it stopped me and asked to see my receipt!!

[Atho55]

That`ll be her garden bench set on fire then..

[Derek27]

I've inadvertently discovered a good test of intoxication while playing with the cat. Fire a laser beam at a wall 4 feet away. The further away the two apparent beams are the more pissed you are.

[Derek27]

flipping bin men left my bin lid open in the rain!

[Kai]

flipping bin men left my bin lid open in the rain!

You will be unbearable when you get old

[Derek27]

flipping bin men left my bin lid open in the rain!

You will be unbearable when you get old

It's all down to living on my own and having no one to rant at. I'd be even more unbearable to live with.