Today's Cricket
3 hrs before start .. Eng driffy .. 1.75 .. presume its team news related.
Hadnt thought about it - but imagine mkt will show a bias towards the bowling side, at least early on.
Looks like rain later so if second innings not bowled out early then D/L may come into play. Usually forces them to go harder early if chasing. Depends on timing of rain. Obviously Stokes news will give plenty of opportunity for nice sledging for WI and also other players to step up for England within a siege mentality. It will have an effect. But you never know which way until they start. The fact he is not there is big miss. Look to lay Eng unless siege mentality kicks in. Good luck.
Thght this was quite funny, re the Stokes escapade (from dennis does cricket)
Let’s be honest. It is going to be hard for you to get any worse at it. Unless perhaps The Guardian discovers that you voted for Brexit. The left wing millennial fallout would be horrendous. Actually, having to write for The Guardian would be worse, but I’m assuming you struggle with basic concepts like sentences, so that’s a low risk.
Getting back to the point, here’s a list of things you should consider to stop doing:
Punching Lockers
Breaking your hand from punching lockers
Punching humans
Punching humans while drunk outside a nightclub
Punching humans while drunk outside a nightclub when they have their arms raised in surrender
Punching humans while drunk outside a nightclub when they have their arms raised in surrender and you are in the middle of an international series
Punching humans while drunk outside a nightclub when they have their arms raised in surrender and you are in the middle of an international series and you are the team’s Vice Captain
Punching humans while drunk outside a nightclub when they have their arms raised in surrender and you are in the middle of an international series and you are the team’s Vice Captain and there’s an Ashes series coming up
Punching humans while drunk outside a nightclub when they have their arms raised in surrender and you are in the middle of an international series and you are the team’s Vice Captain and there’s an Ashes series coming up and breaking your hand in the process
Punching humans while drunk outside a nightclub when they have their arms raised in surrender and you are in the middle of an international series and you are the team’s Vice Captain and there’s an Ashes series coming up and breaking your hand in the process and then mocking a disabled kid.
Don’t bowl the last over of a World T20 final (This is a bonus tip. Buy 10, get 1 free kinda thing)
Consider this my good deed for the day. I’m a philanthropist
Let’s be honest. It is going to be hard for you to get any worse at it. Unless perhaps The Guardian discovers that you voted for Brexit. The left wing millennial fallout would be horrendous. Actually, having to write for The Guardian would be worse, but I’m assuming you struggle with basic concepts like sentences, so that’s a low risk.
Getting back to the point, here’s a list of things you should consider to stop doing:
Punching Lockers
Breaking your hand from punching lockers
Punching humans
Punching humans while drunk outside a nightclub
Punching humans while drunk outside a nightclub when they have their arms raised in surrender
Punching humans while drunk outside a nightclub when they have their arms raised in surrender and you are in the middle of an international series
Punching humans while drunk outside a nightclub when they have their arms raised in surrender and you are in the middle of an international series and you are the team’s Vice Captain
Punching humans while drunk outside a nightclub when they have their arms raised in surrender and you are in the middle of an international series and you are the team’s Vice Captain and there’s an Ashes series coming up
Punching humans while drunk outside a nightclub when they have their arms raised in surrender and you are in the middle of an international series and you are the team’s Vice Captain and there’s an Ashes series coming up and breaking your hand in the process
Punching humans while drunk outside a nightclub when they have their arms raised in surrender and you are in the middle of an international series and you are the team’s Vice Captain and there’s an Ashes series coming up and breaking your hand in the process and then mocking a disabled kid.
Don’t bowl the last over of a World T20 final (This is a bonus tip. Buy 10, get 1 free kinda thing)
Consider this my good deed for the day. I’m a philanthropist