RANT CORNER

[Derek27]

Managed to match £4 on under 4.5 market before 2 goals went in in the first 4 minutes, so all I get is £2 and a flipping earache from the Bolivian commentator.

[Derek27]

I've just seen an advert for a security light that looks like a camera and will fool burglars into thinking they're being watched. Great idea, problem is the wallies have advertised it on national TV so all the burglars will know.

[Derek27]

What the hell is the point in covering you face before going into court when your name's Katy Price.

[Derek27]

I just rejected a beer delivery that was substituted. Now I've checked the email it was 440ml cans instead of 330ml bottles for the same price!

[Derek27]

BREAKING NEWS: Transgender persons have an unfair advantage in women's sport!

[beermonsterman]

BREAKING NEWS: Transgender persons have an unfair advantage in women's sport!

I wonder if they share the same changing room ???????????

[Realrocknrolla]

What the hell is the point in covering you face before going into court when your name's Katy Price.

Or tits

[Derek27]

BREAKING NEWS: Transgender persons have an unfair advantage in women's sport!

I wonder if they share the same changing room ???????????

They have four changing rooms, for men, women, men changed from women and vice versa. Plans are in place for another two, for people with no interest in sex and people who aren't fussy about gender.

[Derek27]

What the hell is the point in covering you face before going into court when your name's Katy Price.

Or tits

[Derek27]

FFS, now they're talking about an extra category of sport, for transgender men and women! Let's get the changing rooms sorted out first!

What round do transgender people enter the competition, final or semi-final?

[andy28]

I think there is around 64 genders at last count, it's going to be one heck of a changing room. The upside is if they do it for toilets as well that should relieve the queues at half time, freeing up the hand basins for the purpose for which they were designed

[Derek27]

...freeing up the hand basins for the purpose for which they were designed

It's been a long time since I've been to a busy racecourse but I still remember that.

[Derek27]

I think the Olympic panel should just vote on the question, would you like to shag the applicant? If the majority vote yes, they can compete in women's sport. Simple.

[Derek27]

CAROL MALONE: Offenders shouldn't be given charge of a 10-ton truck.

How I wish I managed a petrol station that she drove into. Sorry Carol, the delivery driver's had issues with HMRC, so you can't have any petrol.

[Derek27]

Kit Malthouse, Minister for Crime and Policing: If you're in any doubt about the authenticity of a police officer who [tasered and] arrests you, you can dial 999.