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sniffer66
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Kai wrote:
Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:27 pm
sniffer66 wrote:
Thu Dec 23, 2021 6:18 am
Just tested positive for Covid. Bloody typical ! That's Xmas f***ed. Wife not awake yet - that's going to be a fun conversation :(
Double jabbed? That's a crappy timing either way, get well soon 😷
Yes Kai, and boosted. My parents were about to leave on a 150 mile trip to join us for Christmas as well so it really is crappy :(

Anyway, cheers, hopefully its going to be a mild case.
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Derek27
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sniffer66 wrote:
Thu Dec 23, 2021 6:18 am
Just tested positive for Covid. Bloody typical ! That's Xmas f***ed. Wife not awake yet - that's going to be a fun conversation :(
Sorry to hear that sniffer, hope you get better quickly.
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Derek27
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An old boy was in my way at Lidl. I said "excuse me" three times, each time louder than the last, before realising he's deaf. I didn't get angry, I just thought to myself, if I go deaf when I'm older I'll take extra care not to block aisles in supermarkets. Five minutes later when I wanted to look at the spirits he did it again - placed his basket right in the middle of the aisle!
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Derek27 wrote:
Thu Dec 23, 2021 7:13 pm
An old boy was in my way at Lidl. I said "excuse me" three times, each time louder than the last, before realising he's deaf. I didn't get angry, I just thought to myself, if I go deaf when I'm older I'll take extra care not to block aisles in supermarkets. Five minutes later when I wanted to look at the spirits he did it again - placed his basket right in the middle of the aisle!
I had to drive to Aldi the other day as some geezer made my Mrs cry in there by bullying her. All cos he didn’t wanna be in the shops with his wife.

Fool ran a mile when I tipped up.
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Derek27
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Why the hell was China awarded the winter oylimpics? They should have known nobody's gonna turn up. :lol:
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Derek27
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It irritates me when people claim that every minute problem has an effect on mental health. How does that make genuine nutters feel?
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Realrocknrolla
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Derek27 wrote:
Fri Dec 24, 2021 10:41 pm
It irritates me when people claim that every minute problem has an effect on mental health. How does that make genuine nutters feel?
A local clairvoyant round where I live thinks the nutters that walk around nut houses have all been possessed and are actually lost souls trying to re enter our world. 🤷‍♂️
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sniffer66 wrote:
Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:40 pm
Kai wrote:
Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:27 pm
sniffer66 wrote:
Thu Dec 23, 2021 6:18 am
Just tested positive for Covid. Bloody typical ! That's Xmas f***ed. Wife not awake yet - that's going to be a fun conversation :(
Double jabbed? That's a crappy timing either way, get well soon 😷
Yes Kai, and boosted. My parents were about to leave on a 150 mile trip to join us for Christmas as well so it really is crappy :(

Anyway, cheers, hopefully its going to be a mild case.
Man, thats rubbish isn't it? Get well soon and have as Merry a Xmas as you can.
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Derek27
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What is "happy holidays" all about? Is it a PC version of Happy Christmas to avoid offending Jehovah witnesses? They're not fussed about offending us!

Sorry, no day off for the rant corner. :D
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Derek27
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Wash before use? Wash before selling you lazy bastards!!
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Derek27
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When will it stop flipping raining?? :x
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Derek27
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I love the way Wikipedia keep the narrative so serious. :lol:

Searches for Noah's Ark have been made from at least the time of Eusebius (c. 275–339 CE), and believers in the Ark continue to search for it in modern times, but no confirmable physical proof of the Ark has ever been found.[2] No scientific evidence has been found that Noah's Ark existed as it is described in the Bible.[3] More significantly, there is also no evidence of a global flood, and most scientists agree that such a ship and natural disaster would both be impossible.[4]
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Kai
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I just bought a new thesaurus for Xmas and when I got home all the pages were completely blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am right now :x
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bennyboy351
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Kai wrote:
Wed Dec 29, 2021 6:54 pm
I just bought a new thesaurus for Xmas and when I got home all the pages were completely blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am right now :x
Maybe you shouldn't 'give up the day job' just yet - but you're getting there! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Derek27
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Kai wrote:
Wed Dec 29, 2021 6:54 pm
I just bought a new thesaurus for Xmas and when I got home all the pages were completely blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am right now :x
That should be on the jokes thread. :)
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