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Derek27
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Crisps with 45% less salt, my arse! It's like beer with 45% less alcohol.

People turning up at the supermarket at 4pm on a Sunday! What planet are they on?
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It seems an MP has to receive a whole year prison sentence to automatically trigger a by-election. How exactly does an MP vote or hold surgeries from prison?
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 10, 2022 4:04 pm
 Crisps with 45% less salt, my arse! It's like beer with 45% less alcohol.

People turning up at the supermarket at 4pm on a Sunday! What planet are they on?
Beer with 45% less alcohol, or 0 alcohol, one of my rants too - I mean really....what's the point??
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15 degrees shirt-sleeve weather outside this evening. 21 degrees inside without heating, windows slightly open. And in the news people are still worrying about choosing between heating and eating!! Do they not realise it's almost mid Spring?
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 13, 2022 8:57 pm
 15 degrees shirt-sleeve weather outside this evening. 21 degrees inside without heating, windows slightly open. And in the news people are still worrying about choosing between heating and eating!! Do they not realise it's almost mid Spring?
Same here. That first day of the year you step out and think, "ooh that's nice" and as the walk continues layers come off and go into the backpack.
Lovely!
Hang on! This isn't a rant! :-)
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How often do you poo normally?

Initially I thought the question meant how often do you do a dump that's neither sloppy nor rock-hard when I realised it meant, how often do you normally poo? :lol:
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IS was often called the "so-called" Islamic State to avoid giving them recognition, but now the so-called Beatles are being reported on the news as the Beatles!!
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 13, 2022 8:57 pm
 15 degrees shirt-sleeve weather outside this evening. 21 degrees inside without heating, windows slightly open. And in the news people are still worrying about choosing between heating and eating!! Do they not realise it's almost mid Spring?
Derek, you know that some on social media like nothing better than a band wagon to jump on especially if it has a catchy phrase! The changing appropriateness is never seen as a reason to get off it!
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firlandsfarm wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 16, 2022 12:41 pm
Derek27 wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 13, 2022 8:57 pm
 15 degrees shirt-sleeve weather outside this evening. 21 degrees inside without heating, windows slightly open. And in the news people are still worrying about choosing between heating and eating!! Do they not realise it's almost mid Spring?
Derek, you know that some on social media like nothing better than a band wagon to jump on especially if it has a catchy phrase! The changing appropriateness is never seen as a reason to get off it!
Hands, Face, Space is the one that got on my tits.
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I'm staying with my brother at the moment. Nice place but not well kitted out. He's only got one wine glass - and he's using it!!

The best glass I could find is shaped like a wine glass but only half the size. I'd be better off drinking out of the bottle!
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 18, 2022 2:57 am
 I'm staying with my brother at the moment. Nice place but not well kitted out. He's only got one wine glass - and he's using it!!

The best glass I could find is shaped like a wine glass but only half the size. I'd be better off drinking out of the bottle!
Reminds me of when Alan Partridge met his superfan and he was given a fabric conditioner dispenser to drink out of because he only had one mug. :)
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Got back home today. I had a shiny clean kitchen sink when I left for Easter, my neighbour who was coming in to feed the cat was watering my plants on the kitchen sink!!
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It was nice of Prince Harry to come over to check that the Queen's "protected and got the right people around her", but what exactly was he gonna do if she wasn't protected and had the wrong people around her?

Last time Harry was moaning that he needs police protection himself!
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 20, 2022 11:34 am
 It was nice of Prince Harry to come over to check that the Queen's "protected and got the right people around her", but what exactly was he gonna do if she wasn't protected and had the wrong people around her?

Last time Harry was moaning that he needs police protection himself!
Was he referring to protecting her from his wife?
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firlandsfarm wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 20, 2022 9:00 pm
Derek27 wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 20, 2022 11:34 am
 It was nice of Prince Harry to come over to check that the Queen's "protected and got the right people around her", but what exactly was he gonna do if she wasn't protected and had the wrong people around her?

Last time Harry was moaning that he needs police protection himself!
Was he referring to protecting her from his wife?
:lol:
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