Merry Christmas and a Happy new year
In the spirit of the totally stupid times we now live in.
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Great Britain great (not to imply that Great Britain is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Great Britain great (not to imply that Great Britain is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Merry Xmas all, but I need to get a life!!!
8.45 Xmas morning & I'm trying to set up a Darts trade and automate a load of footy for tomorrow
If you think that sounds boring, I have to pick up my 94 year-old gran later!
Have a good one, wherever you are
8.45 Xmas morning & I'm trying to set up a Darts trade and automate a load of footy for tomorrow
If you think that sounds boring, I have to pick up my 94 year-old gran later!
Have a good one, wherever you are
Snap!LeTiss 4pm wrote:Merry Xmas all, but I need to get a life!!!
8.45 Xmas morning & I'm trying to set up a Darts trade and automate a load of footy for tomorrow
If you think that sounds boring, I have to pick up my 94 year-old gran later!
Have a good one, wherever you are
I'm cooking today and in between I've been running my auto stuff for the racing tomorrow (Limiting it to a 1000 tx an hour - not easy as there's a lot on tomorrow!!)
...and the missus Gran is here today and she is 94 too!
have a good un!
Merry Christmas from your lawyer - http://9gag.com/gag/6163062?ref=fb.s
Merry Christmas everyone!
Jeff
Merry Christmas everyone!
Jeff
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CaerMyrddin
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Somewhat late, but I hope you all had a nice Christmas and I wish you a happy new Year with loads of greens
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CaerMyrddin
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Hitting the road in a couple of hours (or maybe tomorrow morning, not really sure!) to join the family for Christmas celebrations, so...
Wish you all a Merry Merry Christmas, surrounded by your family, with great food, loads of drinks, or whatever you wish
Wish you all a Merry Merry Christmas, surrounded by your family, with great food, loads of drinks, or whatever you wish
