RANT CORNER

[Derek27]

Double the price of milk in a year, knock 5 pence off and expect us all to be overjoyed!

[Derek27]

Just saw an ad. You can purchase a £5 Coronation coin, worth £5 for £5, plus £1.99 postage and packing.

[greenmark]

Bizarre. No celery at the local coop. Not even a slot for it. They've stopped stocking it.
Also empty slots for green and block olives! That's messed up my chicken cacciatore 'cos I'm not traipsing down to Morrisons (1hr 30mins round trip) in the grotty conditions we have today. If anyone has a sub for olives I'm all ears.

[Derek27]

I've bunged up my toilet for the second time in succession!!

[firlandsfarm]

I've bunged up my toilet for the second time in succession!!

Another load of sh1t?

(sorry, couldn't turn down the opportunity! )

[greenmark]

I've bunged up my toilet for the second time in succession!!

Another load of sh1t?

(sorry, couldn't turn down the opportunity! )

That's a bit naughty but did make me chuckle.
I look forward to Derek27's reposte.

[Derek27]

flipping websites that don't understand sentence case so you have to edit the bookmark!

[greenmark]

What a twerp!

Spent £140 to take 2 days to cover the same distance he could have covered in 7 hours probably for less money.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-65285960

Yeah, buses are great!!

[Derek27]

I was using Google Microphone to find out the name of a song in an advert. It was almost there when Peter said, "This event will start in five minutes, five minutes", and that apparently threw it!

[Derek27]

Suspend monkey flicking his switch like a flipping siren!!!

[sionascaig]

ffs looks like charlie & his maw & pa have been filching artworks for their private collection for decades, including freud, chagall, & lowrie... all presented on state visits but considered personal gifts. also refusing to say which pics belong to whom for presumed tax avoidance purposes... Buckie palace refusing to comment on "private" matters. And yet the ownership of a £100k campervan is national news..

And don't get me started on the £80m in missing jewels from the Royal collection...

[Archangel]

ffs looks like charlie & his maw & pa have been filching artworks for their private collection for decades, including freud, chagall, & lowrie... all presented on state visits but considered personal gifts. also refusing to say which pics belong to whom for presumed tax avoidance purposes... Buckie palace refusing to comment on "private" matters. And yet the ownership of a £100k campervan is national news..

And don't get me started on the £80m in missing jewels from the Royal collection...

Its amazing this stuff goes almost unnoticed yet the media is so obsessed with what Harry and his missus are doing!

[Derek27]

When the score's 0-0 in the 86th minute and a penalty's awarded, I somehow know they're gonna miss.

[Derek27]

Just getting ready to trade Fulham v Leeds and now my sister and her daughter's coming round to see the cat!

Most people have relatives that call to see them but mine come round to see the cat.

[Derek27]

Emergency alarm didn't go off. Putin will be taking note!