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Kai
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The 4 things people can't choose in life:

1. Their family
2. Their nationality
3. Their race
4. The President of Russia

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Derek27
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How do Putin's opponents commit suicide?

Two bullets to the back of the head.
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Derek27
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Putin was never elected, he was put in.
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Derek27
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Today's International Women's Day. It was scheduled for yesterday but it took until today to get ready. :D
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Kai
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Based on a true story

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Derek27
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What does Putin say when things don't go his way?

Soviet.
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Derek27
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When the president of Russia dies, he'll be Putin.....a grave. :D
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Galilee66
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An Italian, a Frenchman and a Russian were discussing what nationality Adam and Eve might have been. The Italian said. "They are in love, so they must have been Italian." The Frenchman said, "No, they are holding an apple, so it is about food. Therefore they must have been French." The Russian spoke up and said. "The have no clothes, they have nowhere to live and they only have an apple to eat, and yet, they still believe they are in paradise. They were Russian!"
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Derek27
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Why does Putin sit 30 feet away from others at the table?

He stinks!
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Euler
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The self-depreciation society is taking applications for new members.

I've already put myself down.
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Kai
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 08, 2022 4:50 pm
 Putin was never elected, he was put in.
I really hoped some of these Putin puns would make me laugh but no pun in ten did :|
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Kai
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 09, 2022 11:23 pm
 Why does Putin sit 30 feet away from others at the table?

He stinks!
'Local man found dead after spamming an internet forum with Putin dadjokes.'

Do you want this to be you Derek?? Need I remind you : https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-43315636

I'm just saying, don't act surprised if you wake up dead one morning.
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sniffer66
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I'm starting a self help group for those in our society who have problems achieving orgasm.

If you can't come, please let me know.
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Derek27
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Kai wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 10, 2022 1:29 pm
Derek27 wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 09, 2022 11:23 pm
 Why does Putin sit 30 feet away from others at the table?

He stinks!
'Local man found dead after spamming an internet forum with Putin dadjokes.'

Do you want this to be you Derek?? Need I remind you : https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-43315636

I'm just saying, don't act surprised if you wake up dead one morning.
That was the only one I invented myself. :D
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Derek27
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What's Putin's favourite sweet? Novichocolate. :)
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