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Derek27
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Kai wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 28, 2023 2:50 pm
Derek27 wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 28, 2023 11:59 am
 I'm hoping the guy charged with threatening behaviour against Charles and Camellia will be eggsonerated. :)
My thoughts eggzactly, we shell see if they crack down on this type of behaviour because it's no yolk
But it's double the fun now. :)
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Derek27
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He should be charged with wasting good eggs though. I'm already regretting having two eggs for breakfast yesterday. There were none in the supermarket today.
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Korattt
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shouldn’t this thread be renamed?,

Where are all the yolks?
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Kai
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So what does DNA stand for ?

National Dyslexic Society !!
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Kai
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Had to lol at this

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Kai wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:26 am
 Had to lol at this
What a way to get people off meat. :lol:
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A McDonald's outlet applying for a licence to stay open 24 hours has included in its application playing classical music all night to scare away the yobs. :lol:
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Michael5482 wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 11, 2023 1:30 pm
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Is not just the advert that's tasteless, so's the burger. And with the crematorium sign, it's offputting as well. :lol:
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The BBC now have a disinformation correspondent. How can you trust anything she says? :lol:
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WBC have accepted Conor Benn's explanation for his failed drug test - he was eating too many eggs. :lol:

No wonder they're in such short supply. :lol:
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Still no mention on the news about how many eggs Benn was eating a day or what's in them that affects the drug test.
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 23, 2023 2:14 pm
 Still no mention on the news about how many eggs Benn was eating a day or what's in them that affects the drug test.
Forget where I saw it but it was about 35-40 eggs a week.
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Chris Heaton-Harris: Boris is a great man, a wise man and an honest man. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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