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My wife has has left me, and it's all down to my pasta stroking fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
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sniffer66 wrote: ↑
Fri Jun 16, 2023 3:25 pm
 My wife has has left me, and it's all down to my pasta stroking fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The fact I got banned from the facebook group "seriously inappropriate memes" I'm not sure I should input onto this thread....
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ODPaul82 wrote: ↑
Fri Jun 16, 2023 5:43 pm
 The fact I got banned from the facebook group "seriously inappropriate memes" I'm not sure I should input onto this thread....
I still miss Sickipedia. But it's not as if I could post most of the jokes on here 😁
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I've just claimed £250K from Sun Life. Apparently they payout on every claim. :D
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Question Time last night (all leave audience & focused on brexit):

Fiona: Why did you vote to leave EU?

Audience member: I voted leave as in the EU builder's don't wear hats but they do in Britain, so if we leave they don't have to wear hats."
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sionascaig wrote: ↑
Fri Jun 23, 2023 5:02 am
 Question Time last night (all leave audience & focused on brexit):

Fiona: Why did you vote to leave EU?

Audience member: I voted leave as in the EU builder's don't wear hats but they do in Britain, so if we leave they don't have to wear hats."
Yes the lady who voted Brexit because of people in Britain going up on roof's with safety guards and the Germans and French don't must of had the even Brexit voters in hysterics :lol: :lol: :lol:

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It was a big mistake allowing the public to decide. It was like the Maastricht treaty. Most people including me didn't have a clue what it was about.
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Matt Handoncock says there's not a day that goes by when he doesn't think of the people who died from Covid. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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John Rahm got the lowest score in Open history in the 3rd round. He's absolute crapp!
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According to my diary, I'm having the cat insulated tomorrow. :lol:
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