The beer garden

[Derek27]

Apologies for bringing the forum down to the lowest possible level but the late Deborah James encouraged all of us to talk about it.

[Derek27]

Sinead O'Conner passes away, only 56!

[greenmark]

Sinead O'Conner passes away, only 56!

"That" song and video was iconic. It takes a real talent to take a Prince song and make it your own.

[Derek27]

Sinead O'Conner passes away, only 56!

"That" song and video was iconic. It takes a real talent to take a Prince song and make it your own.

I didn't even know it was a Prince song, but I'm still stuck in 1976. Don't think Prince has even emerged yet.

[Derek27]

It's funny how as soon as you decide to do the test you don't need to go for days.

"We only need a little poo to test - please do not add extra!"

They've even got a video demonstration of somebody crapping and performing the test.

[Derek27]

I'm having fish & chips before tonight's WC match, and a portion of beans, to help my little friend along his way.

[Derek27]

I've finally done it! It was no big deal after all. Thanks for the tip guys.

[firlandsfarm]

A really solid dump and there's barely anything on the bog roll even after first wipe!

I've finally done it! It was no big deal after all. Thanks for the tip guys.

Glad to see you have been successful ... I was going to suggest you pick it up out of the bowl and attack it with a chainsaw!

[firlandsfarm]

BTW as a small extension to the current topic I have just received an email offering to sell me a "Silicone Toilet Brush With Built-in Conceal tweezers" at half price ... I wondered if the tweezers would be of help to some?

[Derek27]

There's an insect on my floor lying on its back, unable to move. But every time I try to flip it over so it can crawl away, it curls itself into a ball to protect itself. When it unravels itself it's laying on its back again. What a flipping twit!

[firlandsfarm]

There's an insect on my floor lying on its back, unable to move. But every time I try to flip it over so it can crawl away, it curls itself into a ball to protect itself. When it unravels itself it's laying on its back again. What a flipping twit!

Can't get a grip on your super clean highly polished floor Derek!

[Derek27]

I went to bed fully clothed!

[Derek27]

There's an insect on my floor lying on its back, unable to move. But every time I try to flip it over so it can crawl away, it curls itself into a ball to protect itself. When it unravels itself it's laying on its back again. What a flipping twit!

Can't get a grip on your super clean highly polished floor Derek!

I was more concerned about the insect. Don't like to see anything suffering.

[firlandsfarm]

There's an insect on my floor lying on its back, unable to move. But every time I try to flip it over so it can crawl away, it curls itself into a ball to protect itself. When it unravels itself it's laying on its back again. What a flipping twit!

Can't get a grip on your super clean highly polished floor Derek!

I was more concerned about the insect. Don't like to see anything suffering.

Neither do I, I was suggesting the reason why it can't get upright is because nature designed it to be able to right itself by gripping the surface and pulling itself upright but if it's a smooth surface they can't. Nature hasn't had enough time for all species to adapt to human environments

[Derek27]

Can't get a grip on your super clean highly polished floor Derek!

I was more concerned about the insect. Don't like to see anything suffering.

Neither do I, I was suggesting the reason why it can't get upright is because nature designed it to be able to right itself by gripping the surface and pulling itself upright but if it's a smooth surface they can't. Nature hasn't had enough time for all species to adapt to human environments

Shit! I better roughen my floor surface.