Where are all the jokes?

[conduirez]

[Derek27]

Boris Johnson, who introduced photographic voter ID as PM, turned up to vote today without the requisite ID.

What a buffoon.

[Andriy]

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[Derek27]

Ben Houchen denies making a statement by not wearing a Tory rosette, he says he forgot to put it on.

[Derek27]

A barrister just said, no parent is better than an abusive parent!

Took me a few seconds to figure out what she meant.

[Derek27]

The Illigel Immigration Act is certainly living up to its name. It's been ruled illegal in Northern Ireland.

[Derek27]

We're living in dangerous times, the most dangerous since the Cuban cigar crisis. Defence is now Sunak's top priority...

...until next week! Then it will be getting two men on a plane bound for Rwanda.

[Derek27]

I hope the King lives up to his portrait ... and vanishes.

[Derek27]

Yesterday, Jeremy king canute said Labour will increase taxes. Today he says the Conservatives can't guarantee to reduce the taxes they've been increasing over the years, but the intent is still there.

[Derek27]

Susie Boniface: If it were Tiger Woods instead of Scottie Scheffler failing to stop, he would have been shot dead.