Ukraine Crisis

[napshnap]

Putin's soldiers left their excrement on the carpet before fleeing!

I know it's not the worst atrocity but they could have used the toilet, unless they did it while they were fleeing.

Sexism, misantropy and now this. Did you decide to go full "sex pistols", Derek ?

[Archery1969]

I didn’t realise Finland has enough modern nuclear bunkers for 3 million of its citizens.

That’s what you call planning!!!!

Surely it's better to get incinerated and die quickly than starve to death in a nuclear bunker?

All their crops, food supplies, infrastructure, etc. will be destroyed.

There was a BBC program about it, the bunkers hold huge food and water stockpiles. The water can be recycled using reverse osmosis systems for showers, toilets and kitchens. The bunkers look kinda like mega underground carparks. Once the outer doors are sealed they can survive for 6 months self contained. They also cantain anti-contamination rooms and a field hospital. The infrastructure behind them is rather impressive. Plus they obviously care about their citizens. In comparison, the UK and allot of other european countries have NONE!!!!!

[Archery1969]

Whitehouse security advisor says they have no intelligence or global indications Russia is about to use Nuclear weapons but if they do it could quickly lead to world destruction.

Not something you really want to hear when eating your morning rice crispies.

[Derek27]

I didn’t realise Finland has enough modern nuclear bunkers for 3 million of its citizens.

That’s what you call planning!!!!

Surely it's better to get incinerated and die quickly than starve to death in a nuclear bunker?

All their crops, food supplies, infrastructure, etc. will be destroyed.

There was a BBC program about it, the bunkers hold huge food and water stockpiles. The water can be recycled using reverse osmosis systems for showers, toilets and kitchens. The bunkers look kinda like mega underground carparks. Once the outer doors are sealed they can survive for 6 months self contained. They also cantain anti-contamination rooms and a field hospital. The infrastructure behind them is rather impressive. Plus they obviously care about their citizens. In comparison, the UK and allot of other european countries have NONE!!!!!

So they'll survive for 6 months, but what then? All their cows, sheep, pigs and crops are destroyed, there's nothing left to survive on!

That said, I wouldn't mind spending my last 6 months with a nice Finnish bird.

[Derek27]

Whitehouse security advisor says they have no intelligence

You could just stop the sentence there.

[Archery1969]

Surely it's better to get incinerated and die quickly than starve to death in a nuclear bunker?

All their crops, food supplies, infrastructure, etc. will be destroyed.

There was a BBC program about it, the bunkers hold huge food and water stockpiles. The water can be recycled using reverse osmosis systems for showers, toilets and kitchens. The bunkers look kinda like mega underground carparks. Once the outer doors are sealed they can survive for 6 months self contained. They also cantain anti-contamination rooms and a field hospital. The infrastructure behind them is rather impressive. Plus they obviously care about their citizens. In comparison, the UK and allot of other european countries have NONE!!!!!

So they'll survive for 6 months, but what then? All their cows, sheep, pigs and crops are destroyed, there's nothing left to survive on!

That said, I wouldn't mind spending my last 6 months with a nice Finnish bird.

They interviewed a government official on the same BBC program about that. He said they have plans in place for life after. Although he didn't say what they were. I guess they have been planning for this for decades as they share a large border with Russia and basically hate them.

[Archery1969]

Whitehouse security advisor says they have no intelligence

You could just stop the sentence there.

[eatyourgreens]

Whitehouse security advisor says they have no intelligence or global indications Russia is about to use Nuclear weapons but if they do it could quickly lead to world destruction.

Not something you really want to hear when eating your morning rice crispies.

That puts a new meaning to "snap, crackle, POP!"

[Derek27]

Happy 70th birthday Vladimire, you wanker!

[napshnap]

Whitehouse security advisor says they have no intelligence

You could just stop the sentence there.

[Archery1969]

Putin getting ready to launch tactical nuclear weapon.

[jamesg46]

Putin getting ready to launch tactical nuclear weapon.

Sounds interesting… let’s play Predict The Headline.

My Guess,

“Putin, I will win this war by hook or by nuke”.

[Archangel]

Whats the market on Putin actually launching a nuke ?

[Kai]

Whats the market on Putin actually launching a nuke ?

It was suspended 10 minutes ago!

[Derek27]

Whats the market on Putin actually launching a nuke ?

About 3.5. He knows Russia isn't really under any threat and he'll be doomed, not just in this life but in the history books if he starts a nuclear war.