Coronavirus - A pale horse,4 men and ....beer

[jamesg46]

At this rate we'll soon run out of jokes and will be forced to take all this seriously.

https://youtu.be/L3HQMbQAWRc

We can always rely on music tho!

[Kai]

At this rate we'll soon run out of jokes and will be forced to take all this seriously.

https://youtu.be/L3HQMbQAWRc

We can always rely on music tho!

Don't worry be happy are comforting words indeed, despite coming from a multimillionare with an endless supply of weed and women

[jamesg46]

At this rate we'll soon run out of jokes and will be forced to take all this seriously.

https://youtu.be/L3HQMbQAWRc

We can always rely on music tho!

Don't worry be happy are comforting words indeed, despite coming from a multimillionare with an endless supply of weed and women

I live in what they call "Smoke-on-Trent" so if I wanted an endless supply of weed it's possible as for the woman, well Google cobridge sex workers and you'll get a feel for the endless supply of woman we have too.

[PDC]

Racing must be in doubt in the delay phase. An ambulance and medics are required at each track and those resources are likely to be required elsewhere.

First Minister of Scotland making this exact point now in Press Conference. Sounds like racing in Scotland won't be going ahead from next Monday.

""We will, from the start of next week, advise the cancellation of mass gatherings of over 500 people"

Scottish FM Nicola Sturgeon says the measures designed to reduce impact on emergency services are a "Scottish government position""

[greenmark]

At this rate we'll soon run out of jokes and will be forced to take all this seriously.

https://youtu.be/L3HQMbQAWRc

We can always rely on music tho!

https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps ... 7b48e9ecf6

+1 Dallas and jamesg46
Great info and chillout stuff.

[PDC]

Gang war has already erupted on the streets:

Hundreds of hungry monkeys swarm across Thai street as 'rival gangs' fight over food after tourists who normally feed them stay away because of coronavirus

https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1 ... 7537755136

[Derek27]

https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps ... 7b48e9ecf6

I think the entire nation clicked on that link just before I did.

[Euler]

Australian Grand Prix postponed.

[Kai]

Spoiler alert : all sport will be postponed.

Forget jokes, we're running out of markets to trade!

[Naffman]

Spoiler alert : all sport will be postponed.

Forget jokes, we're running out of markets to trade!

Singapore and UAE racing will keep everyone entertained

[PDC]

Trump speaks:

"The stock market is still higher than when I got here"

"Don't worry its going to bounce back, it's going to bounce back in a very big way"

Markets....hold my beer

FTSE breaks -10%

[Naffman]

Trump speaks:

"The stock market is still higher than when I got here"

"Don't worry its going to bounce back, it's going to bounce back in a very big way"

Markets....hold my beer

FTSE breaks -10%

Aussie futures down 12% - absolutely crazy

[jamesg46]

If all else fails we can always rely on some golden historical moments to appreciate how far we came as a civilisation.

https://youtu.be/9cIDzJeebMg

[Derek27]

Spoiler alert : all sport will be postponed.

Forget jokes, we're running out of markets to trade!

There's a host of covid-19 markets that could be created.

[Emmson]

This melodrama is moving every 15 minutes, its hard to keep pace.

As a last resort hopefully the dogs are still viable when every other sport has been decimated. This is going to be painful.