Coronavirus - A pale horse,4 men and ....beer

[Euler]

Currently reading through all the stuff in my inbox, will post some here: -

https://www.arpinvestments.com/arl/the- ... distancing

[Kai]

Faith healing is practically free healthcare for a lot of Americans.

Speaking of "faith" healing, how about "faith killing" I saw an Italian nurse on TV saying you can't catch it in a church because it's a holy place.
And she was trying to get into a packed church at the time. It's impossible to know where to start with that one, why isn't she in an assylum? Or arrested, and why are these places allowed to be open anyway? If that's what an Italian lockdown is then they haven't finished making boxes just yet.

Yeah, must be nice having this divine immunity, but what about the rest of us heathens? Should we drink methanol like the Iranians? I'm hearing reports that it's not a very effective cure with 500 dead from drinking it. Or do we drink silver like the Americans? Papa Smurf says it's completely safe to drink, you just may feel a bit blue the next morning.



I really wish I was making all this up.

[sniffer66]

I had to Google that to make sure.

FFS !

[greenmark]

You have to smile.

"Coronavirus: Goats take over empty streets of seaside town".
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-52103967

[Trader Pat]

You have to smile.

"Coronavirus: Goats take over empty streets of seaside town".
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-52103967

I wouldnt be smiling if I had Covid 19 and was self isolating to see a goat looking in the window at me

I would think my time was up and Lucifer was here to collect me

[greenmark]

Seems to me to be unfair to link a reliable animal that we've exploited (as we do) to the virus or Beelzebub.
It would seem this thing hopped from (maybe) bat to (maybe) pangolin to human.
More devlish is the extraordinary expenditure at supermarkets. Bigger than Xmas. Xmas comes but once a year? Not if you're a supermarket.

[jamesg46]

https://youtu.be/iNnbNZA94Ok

Erm, no thanks. I'm officially done with 2020 now. No way am I game for this Mr Gates.

[Dallas]

Eddie Large (of Little and Large comedy duo in the 80s) has just died due to Covid-19

[wearthefoxhat]

https://youtu.be/iNnbNZA94Ok

Erm, no thanks. I'm officially done with 2020 now. No way am I game for this Mr Gates.

China have used their surveillance tech to monitor/observe all those with computer identity cards. (all must own one by law)
eg: Someone who is confirmed with CV19 and told to self isolate, then goes on a walkabout outside the house, the "authorities" go off an intercept them...if they keep ignoring them, good luck with that.

Also, they grade the risk using traffic light tech;

Red = virus.contagious person,
Amber = potential virus carrier as they have mixed with a known carrier
Green = tested negative/recovered patient, lowest risk

If an amber/red mixes with a green, the green gets a text message of potential exposure.

Can only imagine what else they use that tech for! It's believed the U.S already have similar tech, but prefer to keep it under wraps.

[mobius]

"THREE men have been fined in (REDACTED) as police toughen up on lockdown rules.
As the Coronavirus Act comes into force, police were granted powers to enforce coronavirus rules on staying at homes.

The three men were given penalties after they left their homes without "reasonable excuse".

And from the same noozpaper:

"A GROUP of drunken yobs battered two people in (REDACTED) town centre with baseball bats after getting drunk at a house party, despite the coronavirus lockdown.

Cops are on the hunt for at least five suspects after a man, 33, and woman, 42, were rushed to hospital when they beaten up in (ALSO REDACTED) Street at around 8.40pm on Saturday."

It's REDACTED cos' it's only 5miles from me.

Moral: Reasonable excuse =
"taking my baseball bat for a walk Officer"

[Trader Pat]

"THREE men have been fined in (REDACTED) as police toughen up on lockdown rules.
As the Coronavirus Act comes into force, police were granted powers to enforce coronavirus rules on staying at homes.

The three men were given penalties after they left their homes without "reasonable excuse".

And from the same noozpaper:

"A GROUP of drunken yobs battered two people in (REDACTED) town centre with baseball bats after getting drunk at a house party, despite the coronavirus lockdown.

Cops are on the hunt for at least five suspects after a man, 33, and woman, 42, were rushed to hospital when they beaten up in (ALSO REDACTED) Street at around 8.40pm on Saturday."

It's REDACTED cos' it's only 5miles from me.

Moral: Reasonable excuse =
"taking my baseball bat for a walk Officer"

Good to see self isolation hasn't made you paranoid

[Jukebox]

You have to laugh at the trend for the official graphs to be getting stretched wider and wider to distract from the fact that they're really getting taller and taller.

[mobius]

Pat. It's not paranoia:-

Believe it.jpg

The police did fine the guys ("without a reasonable excuse")

The 5 yobs who battered a man and a woman with baseball bats at around 8.40pm on Saturday. *** are still out there***

GOVERNMENT GUIDELINE 1.01:
Please do remember to stay at least at least 1 baseball bat away from your actual drunken yobs.

[greenmark]

If the UK govt doesn't get this right, they're history. But I don't think interventions from the likes of Kuenssberg are really that helpful. She strikes me more and more as a self-publiciser.

[Trader Pat]

GOVERNMENT GUIDELINE 1.01:
Please do remember to stay at least at least 1 baseball bat away from your actual drunken yobs.

Sound advice