Coronavirus - A pale horse,4 men and ....beer

[Kai]

this made me laugh so much:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTV9lsib63g

Can confirm, it does make one laugh Thanks Jim.

Like an esteemed British philosopher James Vardé once famously said "chat shit get banged".

Many scholars have since debated the intended meaning of these words, with leading theories suggesting it describes a situation in which verbalising disparaging, ill-formed statements could result in one being assassinated via a firearm.

[Atho55]

Thought he played football for Leicester..

[Emmson]

So exponential growth is back on the table with the R hitting 1 again

[Archery1969]

It seems there are some very stupid people about...

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/1845197 ... ton-beach/

[greenmark]

Pox party. Go for it guys! Just don't come anywhere near me..

[Derek27]

Load up water cannons with disinfectant and let 'em have it.

[greenmark]

Load up water cannons with disinfectant and let 'em have it.

Beginning to remind me of the AIDS paranoia. Fair enough you don't have to have sex to catch Coronavirus.
So, stay 2m away, don't sneeze, cough, laugh, shout or spend signifcant time in confined areas with other people.
Easy?
Not where I am. A significant minority don't have any idea what 'social distancing' is.
So with more social interraction being allowed, guess what happens over the next few weeks.
Hospitals fill up again.

[Archery1969]

Well where i live there are no Police for 12 miles, population of 14,548, never seen any Police during lockdown, nobody has really observed social distancing, i walked my dog 4 times a day and nobody has said anything. I checked and only 3 people here died of covid-19, 2 had diabetes and the other one was well shall we say a bit of a pork pie. No offence meant. We even had a restaurant open througout with a bloody great sign on the building saying "We are still open and can safely seat 20 guests". Also, there was a private members bar which stayed open throughout where a pint was £1.40. I didnt even notice a drop in road traffic.

[Derek27]

Also, there was a private members bar which stayed open throughout where a pint was £1.40.

Do people ever leave that bar?

[Archery1969]

Also, there was a private members bar which stayed open throughout where a pint was £1.40.

Do people ever leave that bar?

Yes, when they run out of beer.

[jimibt]

finding that i need to get a bit creative during lockdown!!

[Kai]

Didn't take you for such a horndog Jim

You can google some of those words instead to help ease your suffering

[Kafkaesque]

finding that i need to get a bit creative during lockdown!!

We'll know quarantine brain has truly set in, once people start guessing which of those you find tasty

[Kai]

finding that i need to get a bit creative during lockdown!!

We'll know quarantine brain has truly set in, once people start guessing which of those you find tasty

NSFW = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE

[Kafkaesque]

finding that i need to get a bit creative during lockdown!!

We'll know quarantine brain has truly set in, once people start guessing which of those you find tasty

NSFW = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE

I reeeeeeeeally don't want to click that link

I really want to click that link

I really do NOT want to click

I really want to click

Loads of people on here could have given a NSFW warning and I would readily have clicked. You, Kai, I'm not so sure You seem like the kind of guy who reaches the darkest corners of the (non-dark) web To the point that'd I'd easily guess you to have been a trendsetter on the 2 girls 1 cup phenomenon spreading If anyone doesn't know it, and does a Google....extra strength NSFW!!!.