Coronavirus - A pale horse,4 men and ....beer

[Kai]

We'll know quarantine brain has truly set in, once people start guessing which of those you find tasty

NSFW = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE

I reeeeeeeeally don't want to click that link

I really want to click that link

I really do NOT want to click

I really want to click

Loads of people on here could have given a NSFW warning and I would readily have clicked. You, Kai, I'm not so sure You seem like the kind of guy who reaches the darkest corners of the (non-dark) web To the point that'd I'd easily guess you to have been a trendsetter on the 2 girls 1 cup phenomenon spreading If anyone doesn't know it, and does a Google....extra strength NSFW!!!.

Don't be a wuss Kaf! You've seen the Not Suitable For Wusses warning, if it's on Youtube how bad could it be?!?

You've got Jim posting a pic here when he's about to eat arse, and you're telling me I'm gross? Plus, you're telling others to google 2 girls 1 cup, that is truly next level shitposting Kaf! I pity the fools that end up googling that one For the love of God don't do it lads.

[Kafkaesque]

NSFW = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE

I reeeeeeeeally don't want to click that link

I really want to click that link

I really do NOT want to click

I really want to click

Loads of people on here could have given a NSFW warning and I would readily have clicked. You, Kai, I'm not so sure You seem like the kind of guy who reaches the darkest corners of the (non-dark) web To the point that'd I'd easily guess you to have been a trendsetter on the 2 girls 1 cup phenomenon spreading If anyone doesn't know it, and does a Google....extra strength NSFW!!!.

Don't be a wuss Kaf! You've seen the Not Suitable For Wusses warning, if it's on Youtube how bad could it be?!?

You've got Jim posting a pic here when he's about to eat arse, and you're telling me I'm gross? Plus, you're telling others to google 2 girls 1 cup, that is truly next level shitposting Kaf! I pity the fools that end up googling that one For the love of God don't do it lads.

This had me in stitches

I did realise after posting the second one, that it made me seem more nasty than I was implying you are

And I do mean imply. No way did I say you're gross. I simply made the point that you strike me as being around a few more questionable places than this one; and that you're enough of a Curious George to check out the questionable stuff in those questionable places. Tell me I'm wrong? You seem to be in a constant I-want-to-semi-troll-but-I-shouldn't state on here. Because this is a respectable place and you want - reasonably so - be respected here. Tell me I'm wrong?

[Kai]

This had me in stitches

I did realise after posting the second one, that it made me seem more nasty than I was implying you are

And I do mean imply. No way did I say you're gross. I simply made the point that you strike me as being around a few more questionable places than this one; and that you're enough of a Curious George to check out the questionable stuff in those questionable places. Tell me I'm wrong? You seem to be in a constant I-want-to-semi-troll-but-I-shouldn't state on here. Because this is a respectable place and you want - reasonably so - be respected here. Tell me I'm wrong?

Just because I happen to live under a bridge it does not make me a troll Kaf But nah, it's more like I-want-to-troll-but-can't so I may end up just semi trolling. I can't full troll and be 100% myself because it's pointless as nobody would really understand most things and references etc since it's not really my type of crowd, obviously no offense to the good people here lul.

I get the confusion though, maybe my posts go from too trolly to too philosophical and back, but that's just because I think it's fun going to both extremes, compared to being forever stuck somewhere in the boring middle, if you gnomesayin

But do be careful of the little song I posted above, it may completely reverse your sexuality if you're not careful! If you are able to play it on repeat 10 times and not whistle along with it, or snap your fingers to it, then congrats, you're straight as an arrow! But if not, and if it gets stuck in your head for the rest of the day then I'm sorry to say that you are now probably officially gay But worry not, I have a vaccine song from Youtube as well, which will reverse these undesirable effects just as fast in case you need it!

[Kafkaesque]

This had me in stitches

I did realise after posting the second one, that it made me seem more nasty than I was implying you are

And I do mean imply. No way did I say you're gross. I simply made the point that you strike me as being around a few more questionable places than this one; and that you're enough of a Curious George to check out the questionable stuff in those questionable places. Tell me I'm wrong? You seem to be in a constant I-want-to-semi-troll-but-I-shouldn't state on here. Because this is a respectable place and you want - reasonably so - be respected here. Tell me I'm wrong?

Just because I happen to live under a bridge it does not make me a troll Kaf But nah, it's more like I-want-to-troll-but-can't so I may end up just semi trolling. I can't full troll and be 100% myself because it's pointless as nobody would really understand most things and references etc since it's not really my type of crowd, obviously no offense to the good people here lul.

I get the confusion though, maybe my posts go from too trolly to too philosophical and back, but that's just because I think it's fun going to both extremes, compared to being forever stuck somewhere in the boring middle, if you gnomesayin

But do be careful of the little song I posted above, it may completely reverse your sexuality if you're not careful! If you are able to play it on repeat 10 times and not whistle along with it, or snap your fingers to it, then congrats, you're straight as an arrow! But if not, and if it gets stuck in your head for the rest of the day then I'm sorry to say that you are now probably officially gay But worry not, I have a vaccine song from Youtube as well, which will reverse these undesirable effects just as fast in case you need it!

It wasn't anywhere near good enough (as a song) for me to ever play it more than once. Not the kind of song to whistle along to for me...did make me chuckle a few times and oddly made me think of Tarantino movies. No chance of reversing me with this song, sorry. I know you had your hopes up

Incidently - I know this is getting awfully off topic, sorry - can I assume based on this vid and other posting, that you might well be a It's Always Sunny fan? If so (and you're caught up), what did you make of the season 13 finale?

[Kai]

Sure, I love Always Sunny, it's a great satire. Had to remind myself of the S13 finale so probably didn't leave a lasting impression But good for them for managing to pull off something like that and switching it up for once. I find Mac's sexuality issues hilarious overall and DeVito was obviously a fantastic edition to the show.

[jimibt]

right, just woke up

https://twitter.com/bbccomedy/status/10 ... 2503950336

l8r junkies

[Kafkaesque]

Who wants to try to convince Betfair to offer this up, until our normal market returns?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI4FB-QKqI8

[Derek27]

I love the idea of a safety marble.

[Derek27]

DT's claims he's been taking the malaria drug the medical community has advised is dangerous. Let's hope he now starts injecting bleach as well.

[gazuty]

Paywall, but worth a read (I will also post in US election).

https://www.afr.com/world/north-america ... 518-p54tug

[Trader Pat]

Paywall, but worth a read (I will also post in US election).

https://www.afr.com/world/north-america ... 518-p54tug

I wouldn't spend a single cent to read the opinions of 'experts' trying to predict an American election

[Doogie]

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[Dallas]

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Click their username then click 'send private message'

[Lutruwita]

I've seen a few comments on the news about how poorly nurses and teachers are paid in the UK. I assumed it was garbage so I had a look.

In Australia ordinary nurses and teachers reach the top pay scale in 6-7 years. In my state once a nurse reaches this point they take home £35,461 after tax (plus $3,742 pension contribution). A teacher £39,652 after tax (plus £4,309 pension contribution).

From my quick search, the equivalent nurse in the UK (outside of London) earns £24,042 after tax and teacher £31,175 after tax.

Is cost of living that much cheaper in the UK to explain the otherwise weird discrepancy? The exchange rate is also fairly unfavourable at the moment.

[wearthefoxhat]

As the lockdown gets "eased" local news has increased reporting on traffic accidents/deaths, even a driver speeding on the M6 @ 142mph. When they were stopped, it transpired he was delivering a new prestige car to a customer! (had previous speeding convictions 2018/19)....