Half an hour later I needed a dump!! Made a right flipping mess of the toilet.
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Seems to me that it was more than Mrs Hitler's job is worth but in her defense you are clearly you are a thieving polluter.Derek27 wrote: ↑Sun Aug 16, 2020 4:48 pmI've just been caught nicking a carrier bag by the same woman that stopped me walking the wrong way down an aisle!! She frogmarched me to the nearest self-service checkout and forced me to pay for it.![]()
I only nicked it because I had already paid for my shopping and moved away, before realising I need another carrier - didn't have time to queue up again!
I needed the bag! I'll give her credit for letting me jump the queue at the self-service checkout to buy the bag, but when she left I humbly admitted to the people in the queue that I was caught stealing a bag. They looked quite bemused.firlandsfarm wrote: ↑Sun Aug 16, 2020 5:38 pmSeems to me that it was more than Mrs Hitler's job is worth but in her defense you are clearly you are a thieving polluter.Derek27 wrote: ↑Sun Aug 16, 2020 4:48 pmI've just been caught nicking a carrier bag by the same woman that stopped me walking the wrong way down an aisle!! She frogmarched me to the nearest self-service checkout and forced me to pay for it.![]()
I only nicked it because I had already paid for my shopping and moved away, before realising I need another carrier - didn't have time to queue up again!In your position and if I hadn't paid for it I would have tipped it on the floor and just walked off!
Bag stealing is clearly a gateway drug, you are only two steps away from the presidency of the Russian kleptocracyDerek27 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 17, 2020 5:55 amI've just been caught nicking a carrier bag by the same woman that stopped me walking the wrong way down an aisle!! She frogmarched me to the nearest self-service checkout and forced me to pay for it.![]()
I only nicked it because I had already paid for my shopping and moved away, before realising I need another carrier - didn't have time to queue up again!
Thats why you need one of these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2oLFKYNInQgreenmark wrote: ↑Mon Aug 17, 2020 6:30 pmFabulous clip.
Boy oh boy have I been in that scenario since masks in supermarkets where introduced.
People seem to think a wafer thin mask is a forcefield.
There's me still skirting around people at 1 metre.
There's them standing for f***ing ages picking up and putting down packs of meat, presumably based on sell by dates and meandering up and down aisles.
Surely, just have a list, get in, get out. This isn't the time for browsing like you have no brain!!!!!!
Sorry, my brain just exploded!
That's funny.sionascaig wrote: ↑Tue Aug 18, 2020 7:49 pmThats why you need one of these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2oLFKYNInQgreenmark wrote: ↑Mon Aug 17, 2020 6:30 pmFabulous clip.
Boy oh boy have I been in that scenario since masks in supermarkets where introduced.
People seem to think a wafer thin mask is a forcefield.
There's me still skirting around people at 1 metre.
There's them standing for f***ing ages picking up and putting down packs of meat, presumably based on sell by dates and meandering up and down aisles.
Surely, just have a list, get in, get out. This isn't the time for browsing like you have no brain!!!!!!
Sorry, my brain just exploded!
Or you could record your trip to the supermarket instead for our entertainment?