Am I A Nooob Or Is It Soon To Be 2021

[Archery1969]

I don’t want whatever the OP has been drinking.

[Dallas]

Well done to Gazuty for translating it, I'm normally pretty good at interpreting what newbie's are saying/asking when they don't quite know the right terms or words to use to describe something - but this one had me totally baffelled

[jamesg46]

For context that whole post was copy and pasted from this thread
viewtopic.php?f=17&t=21769&p=231575#p231575

S/he was so proud of the post that s/he decided it was worthy of a standalone OP

Even after reading through that thread it doesn't make sense to me.

I've got as far as,

Suggestion: Something about seeing an outcome (can't work out what.)

Criticism: Peter should make international friendly videos (how many languages would be suitable?) Or sell the software to someone who can.

Positves: S/He is going pro & is going to be really good, Peter is a genius & s/he loves the software.

Conclusion: No idea.

[Vladimir CC]

this one should've been posted in the RANT CORNER section

[Tuco]

I don’t want whatever the OP has been drinking.

...those were also exactly my thoughts

[jimibt]

thought I'd translate it for those that didn't understand the original post:

Tuhāḍā dhanavāda

maiṁ āpaṇē kairī'ara atē ḍivailaparāṁ atē vikarī vibhāga dē vicakāra atara bārē ika chōṭī jihī kahāṇī dasa sakadā hāṁ. Mērē la'ī sabha tōṁ mahatavapūraṇa gala iha hai ki uha kama nū samajha rahē hana jō maiṁ kara rihā hāṁ atē uha uha kama samajhadē hana jō uha kara rahē hana. Mainū sāphaṭavē'ara vikāsa nū jāṇanā atē sikhaṇā pasada hai atē usē samēṁ maiṁ unhāṁ nū samajhaṇā cāhudā hāṁ ki asīṁ mila kē isa nū kivēṁ vēcadē hāṁ. Sama sabha kujha hai!

Jē mērē kōla viḍōza 7.1 Hai tāṁ kī maiṁ isa dī varatōṁ kara sakadā hāṁ? .: Tusī kara sakadē hō


maiṁ ika kārōbārī vikāsakaratā dē taura tē kama karadā hāṁ atē sārē sālāṁ vica hamēśāṁ racanātamakatā, pratībhā atē yōjanāvāṁ nū banāma driśaṭī, kārōbāra dē vicā.

Ithē hamēśā jōkhama hudā hai ki jē tuhānū paisē dī zarūrata nahīṁ hai, tāṁ iha zi'ādātara uhanāṁ lōkāṁ dī puśaṭī bārē hai jō niratara vikāsa kara rahē hana.

Unhāṁ dē nāla jō samasi'ā vikāsa karadī'āṁ hana uha iha hai ki uha āma taura tē sirapha takanālōjī dē vikāsa nū vēkhadē hana nā ki vapāra dē vikāsa.

[Tuco]

...thanks Jim - that all makes sense now!

I think he just wanted a single button that says "Run Pre-loaded Algorithm from Peter to Profit from this Event"

...I like this idea - a pre-loaded one-click button that's named: "Profit Like Peter"

+1 for the "Profit Like Peter" one-click button to be added to v25.1 or v25.2 if you're too busy.

Anyone for Kool-Aid?

[jimibt]

...thanks Jim - that all makes sense now!

I think he just wanted a single button that says "Run Pre-loaded Algorithm from Peter to Profit from this Event"

...I like this idea - a pre-loaded one-click button that's named: "Profit Like Peter"

+1 for the "Profit Like Peter" one-click button to be added to v25.1 or v25.2 if you're too busy.

+1 from me also. and while the BA team are at it, maybe they could also add a second button that runs an API call to my betfair account and transfers the money to my nominated account. such a hassle having to do that also!!

[Vladimir CC]

...I like this idea - a pre-loaded one-click button that's named: "Profit Like Peter"

"Trade like a Peter, with eToro!"

[Kai]

I'm glad somebody understands it - I'd find Shakespeare easier.

Here is the translation. He doesn't understand the software, watched a few videos but can't yet make a profit, he thinks the software user interface is old fashioned and too complicated (I think he just wanted a single button that says "Run Pre-loaded Algorithm from Peter to Profit from this Event"), he thinks Peter is a scammer selling false hope.

Well done but as someone who is surrounded by Borats and used to broken English in general I have to be fair to the guy and say that the last part is not really accurate.

OP was actually trying to compliment Peter and give constructive criticism and doesn't seem to think he is a scammer at all, quite the opposite, called him a genius more than once, he's just very disappointed because he feels the tutorial videos at the academy are poorly made and that the whole software is too archaic, because it took him ages to figure out even the simplest of features.

He basically wants Peter to spend less focus on marketing and more on development of the software so that it's easier for everyone else to profit and not just Peter, he feels strongly about that since he repeated it 10 times

[Tuco]

...even if he doesn't I NOW want a "Profit Like Peter" or "Peter Perfect Profit" one-click button - and moreover, once I've loaded the market of interest, I'd like to be able to right-click the button and maximise it to fill the screen so I don't somehow manage to miss clicking it with my big toe whilst lying in bed!

If it can be maximised and duplicated across multiple screens, so much the better!

[Kai]

If BetAngel was simple to use it would undoubtedly be more popular and attract more customers. People like simplicity. They don't want to spend two hours reading a manual.

I agree that people like simplicity.

I'd like to expand on Luke's suggestion to make Bet Angel much simpler to use and to make trading great again™. I suggest that you replace all of Bet Angels complicated rules and settings with two simple Profit and Loss buttons smack bang in the middle so that they are difficult to miss. And then you should be able to simply select the markets that you want to profit on and just click on the green Profit button after which the software will generate some profit on them. And if you want to generate some losses then just click on the Loss button, the choice if yours really whatever you prefer, so there is no real need for a manual. Imho this would make sports trading very popular in the industry and everyone would be liking Bet Angels videos on Youtube.

But doesn't this thread remind people of someone?

There was a lad called Luke that had the same idea and felt the same way, but that fantastic idea for Bet Angel 3000 just sort of Petered out in the end.

[Jukebox]

I'd like to complain to the Stanley Tool Company that their hand planes and chisels come only with instructions on how to set up and sharpen them but none on how to make cabinets.

[Tuco]

+1 to this suggestion of "+Profit" and "-Loss" buttons, though might I ask the green "+Profit" button be slightly larger then the red "-Loss" button to avoid a Fat Toe™ mistake when I'm trading whilst lying in bed.

TIA BetAngel

[jamesg46]

If BetAngel was simple to use it would undoubtedly be more popular and attract more customers. People like simplicity. They don't want to spend two hours reading a manual.

I agree that people like simplicity.

I'd like to expand on Luke's suggestion to make Bet Angel much simpler to use and to make trading great again™. I suggest that you replace all of Bet Angels complicated rules and settings with two simple Profit and Loss buttons smack bang in the middle so that they are difficult to miss. And then you should be able to simply select the markets that you want to profit on and just click on the green Profit button after which the software will generate some profit on them. And if you want to generate some losses then just click on the Loss button, the choice if yours really whatever you prefer, so there is no real need for a manual. Imho this would make sports trading very popular in the industry and everyone would be liking Bet Angels videos on Youtube.

But doesn't this thread remind people of someone?

There was a lad called Luke that had the same idea and felt the same way, but that fantastic idea for Bet Angel 3000 just sort of Petered out in the end.

Thinking back, Luke was actually pretty fun to have on the forum... how many days and threads did the forum erupt for, it was energy ×100