Elon Musk & Neuralink

[StellaBot]

DEEP BLUE
CHESS K

A TO B VERY LIMITED PARTS OF ERR UNIVERSE

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REST MY CASE

[ShaunWhite]

Matter has Never produced a Mind

Except during procreation?

But the mind is the manifestation of thought that takes place within the brain, which is matter. It's the matter that makes the mind. And fyi we can create materials but not matter, matter can't be created or destroyed. (some pesky physics law about the conservation of mass)

Apart from that I think you're ready to do your TED talk.

[ShaunWhite]

A TO B VERY LIMITED PARTS OF ERR UNIVERSE

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REST MY CASE

That's a powerful and compelling conclusion. I don't think anyone could argue with that.

[StellaBot]

Hello

My names TED

I was once little ted

Then I realised we are all the same

[ShaunWhite]

Hello

My names TED

I was once little ted

Then I realised we are all the same

There should be a red button just above your bed. If you press it the nurse will come round and re-attach your drip.

By the way the guy in the bed opposite has just had his legs amputated, he wants to know if you'd like to buy his slippers.

[StellaBot]

No he is ok
He is Elongated Musk

to update

humans have helped his mobility
with realism
not elongated , musky, nonsense

[StellaBot]

Is there a relative called ELO N?

[Derek27]

Hello

My names TED

I was once little ted

Then I realised we are all the same

There should be a red button just above your bed. If you press it the nurse will come round and re-attach your drip.

By the way the guy in the bed opposite has just had his legs amputated, he wants to know if you'd like to buy his slippers.

[StellaBot]

JLFC

Not Your usual manager

FROM JCB

TO ANY LETTERS

PROVIDE THE LETTERS

WE PROVIDE

[StellaBot]

Astonishing results

ABC agreed with ABD
The start was significant

[StellaBot]

Regarding Neuralink

Can you do a prototype train in UK THAT WORKS FIRST?
What I mean
Before Euro

Crawl before you walk?

[StellaBot]

To be honest
I Didnt know ELO were oN something called Musk
If known
Mr Blue Sky,
should have called Ground control or Mr Bowie

[Derek27]

Gonna be a long night!

[ShaunWhite]

By the way the guy in the bed opposite has just had his legs amputated, he wants to know if you'd like to buy his slippers.

I've just remembered the original gag.....
Nurse: "I've got good news and bad news"
Patient: "Give me the bad news"
Nurse "We looked at the wrong notes and we've amputated your legs"
Patient: "Oh Jeez, and the good news?"
Nurse: "the guy in the bed opposite wants to buy your slippers."

Nothing kills a joke more than telling it twice but I'd been racking my brains about where i'd got it from.

[Kai]

Hard to believe StellaBot somehow passed the Turing Test.