RANT CORNER

[Derek27]

The question "Are the rumours true?" reminds me of my headmaster calling me into his office and saying "There are two things you did wrong today, what are they?".

Difficult and unfair question when almost everything I did was against the rules.

[Jukebox]

The question "Are the rumours true?" reminds me of my headmaster calling me into his office and saying "There are two things you did wrong today, what are they?".

Difficult and unfair question when almost everything I did was against the rules.

LOL I think the second one was getting caught.

[rhysc]

Haha.

Probably got off on the wrong foot at no point was I try to promote anything I merely got sent a link to join a group and when I joined the owner was talking what seemed like out of his arse.

Anyway it’s irrelevant

[Kai]

Haha.

Probably got off on the wrong foot at no point was I try to promote anything I merely got sent a link to join a group and when I joined the owner was talking what seemed like out of his arse.

Anyway it’s irrelevant

If it's something funny then I'd beg to differ on its relevance You should probably share that with the rest of the class.

Sorry if that was too harsh, but most people are sceptical about first time posters talking about various subscription services in their 2nd post, 90% of the time there's some random agenda behind it, it has happened way too many times on the forum before Mods had to remove links to random scams, hacks and affiliate stuff etc.

[rhysc]

That’s understandable but I’d never get a job in sales with a pitch like that

[Kai]

Well now you simply have to share it, I'm sure the suspense is killing everyone, especially Peter and Euler.

Or do you want us to start taking wild guesses, because we can do that as well.

[Euler]

If it's a sponsored product or service endorsement, I don't do them. For obvious reasons.

I'd only consider that if I didn't trade anymore and needed to scrape the bottom of the barrel to get an income.

[firlandsfarm]

Kai ... many these days wouldn't appreciate the subtlety of the phone being the wrong way up!!

[Derek27]

I've been searching the internet for a local cleaner as I'm struggling to find the time to keep on top of the housework. Every cleaner advertises her skills and experience of cleaning but not a single one publishes a photograph of herself!

[Kafkaesque]

I've been searching the internet for a local cleaner as I'm struggling to find the time to keep on top of the housework. Every cleaner advertises her skills and experience of cleaning but not a single one publishes a photograph of herself!

My Spider-senses are tingling. All the way from Croatia to Denmark, I can feel Kai going, Oh come on man! I'm trying to be somewhat serious in this of all places.

There's so many meme's waiting on that one

How is a photo relevant for that job?

These will be provide photos I'm sure:

https://www.naturistcleaners.co.uk/

[Kai]

I've been searching the internet for a local cleaner as I'm struggling to find the time to keep on top of the housework. Every cleaner advertises her skills and experience of cleaning but not a single one publishes a photograph of herself!

My Spider-senses are tingling. All the way from Croatia to Denmark, I can feel Kai going, Oh come on man! I'm trying to be somewhat serious in this of all places.

There's so many meme's waiting on that one

How is a photo relevant for that job?

These will be provide photos I'm sure:

https://www.naturistcleaners.co.uk/

Is that... an actual thing? I've been living in the wrong flippin' country all me loife!

That's also the nastiest thing you've ever posted Kaf, but I like how they also offer a service with a clothed cleaner whilst you can be fully nude.

[Derek27]

I knew that sort of service exists in the US (what doesn't) but wasn't aware it was here. Sounds quite dangerous to me, with all the weirdos and perverts around.

[Kai]

I knew that sort of service exists in the US (what doesn't) but wasn't aware it was here. Sounds quite dangerous to me, with all the weirdos and perverts around.

You already booked an appointment, didn't you? That's fine, just try not to make too big of a mess soon as they leave.

I can already see your next 2 rants :

"FFS don't they have any cleaners younger than 40, how hard is to employ some younger people in this flippin' crisis "

and

"FFS they showed up 2 hours later than they were supposed to!! How am I supposed to focus on trading now, every flippin' bet I place goes straight into red "

[Kafkaesque]

Is that... an actual thing? I've been living in the wrong flippin' country all me loife!

That's also the nastiest thing you've ever posted Kaf, but I like how they also offer a service with a clothed cleaner whilst you can be fully nude.

In my defense, I got the notion that it's a thing from a (semi-)serious source in the form of QI.

I knew that sort of service exists in the US (what doesn't) but wasn't aware it was here. Sounds quite dangerous to me, with all the weirdos and perverts around.

You already booked an appointment, didn't you? That's fine, just try not to make too big of a mess soon as they leave.

I can already see your next 2 rants :

"FFS don't they have any cleaners younger than 40, how hard is to employ some younger people in this flippin' crisis "

and

"FFS they showed up 2 hours later than they were supposed to!! How am I supposed to focus on trading now, every flippin' bet I place goes straight into red "

Had a quick look around. Favourite bit is that an actual question in the FAQ is "Can I touch the cleaner?" I mean, how can you not just love it something silly, if that needs to be adressed

[Derek27]

Had a quick look around. Favourite bit is that an actual question in the FAQ is "Can I touch the cleaner?" I mean, how can you not just love it something silly, if that needs to be adressed

I noticed that. I was looking for the question: Is it okay to watch the cleaner or do I have to get on with whatever I'm doing?

For a minimum price of £120 for a nude cleaner or £80 for a fully clothed cleaner, it wouldn't cost much more to hire an escort for an hour.

By the way, don't get naturists and naturalists confused, it's a very easy mistake to make.