RANT CORNER

[Trader Pat]

When I was a cashier for NatWest many many moons ago we were told that it was an offence for us and/or the customer to fill in missing dates unless it was the customer cashing their own cheques.

Oops

Hey CS, do you want to be Tango or Cash?

The one with the round glasses please

CS

I instinctively knew you'd want to be Tango

[Derek27]

I'm sitting at my computer innocently writing some code, look out the window and see a guy get out of his car with his trousers only covering half his bum!!

[Kai]

I'm sitting at my computer innocently writing some code, look out the window and see a guy get out of his car with his trousers only covering half his bum!!

I flipping told you this day would come if you didn't keep your libido levels in check!!

[Morbius]

I'm sitting at my computer innocently writing some code, look out the window and see a guy get out of his car with his trousers only covering half his bum!!

I flipping told you this day would come if you didn't keep your libido levels in check!!

Some of the places I've lived that's pretty standard

[Derek27]

I'm sitting at my computer innocently writing some code, look out the window and see a guy get out of his car with his trousers only covering half his bum!!

I flipping told you this day would come if you didn't keep your libido levels in check!!

Some of the places I've lived that's pretty standard

This guy had a kid with him so I guess he's married or has a partner. You'd think she'd put him straight. Failing that, a mate, or someone could drop a hint, perhaps buy him a belt for Christmas. How can anyone not know that their arse is exposed on a chilly and breezy day?

[Kai]

I flipping told you this day would come if you didn't keep your libido levels in check!!

Some of the places I've lived that's pretty standard

This guy had a kid with him so I guess he's married or has a partner. You'd think she'd put him straight. Failing that, a mate, or someone could drop a hint, perhaps buy him a belt for Christmas. How can anyone not know that their arse is exposed on a chilly and breezy day?

Either way Derek you shouldn't be checking out another man's bum, hopefully you don't make a habit of it, otherwise we're gonna have to open a new type of thread.

Pretty sure I wouldn't even notice that, in fact I'm so straight I wouldn't notice if a naked bloke walked past me on the street.

[Derek27]

Some of the places I've lived that's pretty standard

This guy had a kid with him so I guess he's married or has a partner. You'd think she'd put him straight. Failing that, a mate, or someone could drop a hint, perhaps buy him a belt for Christmas. How can anyone not know that their arse is exposed on a chilly and breezy day?

Either way Derek you shouldn't be checking out another man's bum, hopefully you don't make a habit of it, otherwise we're gonna have to open a new type of thread.

Pretty sure I wouldn't even notice that, in fact I'm so straight I wouldn't notice if a naked bloke walked past me on the street.

I'd like to see more rear ends like the one that made me start the happy thread. No problem with a bird with no knickers bending over, but blokes, please pull up your trousers. I doubt even women get turned on by a man's behind.

[greenmark]

Emily Maitlis on Newsnight wearing a jacket that makes her look like Nosferatu. Lol.
Sorry, I'm still coming down from the rage of Windows telling me to format a perfectly healthy external drive. (Thankyou chkdsk).

[Derek27]

Emily Maitlis on Newsnight wearing a jacket that makes her look like Nosferatu. Lol.
Sorry, I'm still coming down from the rage of Windows telling me to format a perfectly healthy external drive. (Thankyou chkdsk).

When Windows tells you you need to format a USB drive, that just means they haven't had 5 seconds to connect/examine it. It's based on the principle, assume it's broken until it's proved working.

I still miss Emily, haven't seen much of her since I've switched to Sky News. Talking of Sky News, Kai just had a pop at me for noticing a mans bare behind virtually peering through my living room window. Sky reports people not interested in Tony Blair's latest speech but more interested in the length of his hair! If he showed his arse while getting out of his car, that would have been a real story.

[Emmson]

Since I wear jeans virtually every day I have only discovered that mice don't work as well on non jeans trousers. I have my laptop on a C shaped table and normally like to use my right leg for mouse work.

[Morbius]

Some of the places I've lived that's pretty standard

This guy had a kid with him so I guess he's married or has a partner. You'd think she'd put him straight. Failing that, a mate, or someone could drop a hint, perhaps buy him a belt for Christmas. How can anyone not know that their arse is exposed on a chilly and breezy day?

Either way Derek you shouldn't be checking out another man's bum, hopefully you don't make a habit of it, otherwise we're gonna have to open a new type of thread.

Pretty sure I wouldn't even notice that, in fact I'm so straight I wouldn't notice if a naked bloke walked past me on the street.

Well you live and learn.... I never knew you were typing braille on a keyboard

I would love to put that to the test and the naked bloke be Jurgen

[Kai]

This guy had a kid with him so I guess he's married or has a partner. You'd think she'd put him straight. Failing that, a mate, or someone could drop a hint, perhaps buy him a belt for Christmas. How can anyone not know that their arse is exposed on a chilly and breezy day?

Either way Derek you shouldn't be checking out another man's bum, hopefully you don't make a habit of it, otherwise we're gonna have to open a new type of thread.

Pretty sure I wouldn't even notice that, in fact I'm so straight I wouldn't notice if a naked bloke walked past me on the street.

Well you live and learn.... I never knew you were typing braille on a keyboard

I would love to put that to the test and the naked bloke be Jurgen

Pfft I would pass that easily, I'd even ask him for one of his famous hugs! And I'm not just saying that because I'd be blinded by his teeth

[Derek27]

FFS, why does excel think all fields are dates? I had deleted all those lines thinking they're postponed matches.

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[ODPaul82]

FFS, why does excel think all fields are dates? I had deleted all those lines thinking they're postponed matches.
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Set the column to text formatting and then re-enter or re-paste the data
If it thinks it's a date when its in general formatting then it will change it to what it thinks it should be so interprets scores like 1-1, 1-2, 3-1, 2-2 as dates

[Derek27]

FFS, why does excel think all fields are dates? I had deleted all those lines thinking they're postponed matches.
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Set the column to text formatting and then re-enter or re-paste the data
If it thinks it's a date when its in general formatting then it will change it to what it thinks it should be so interprets scores like 1-1, 1-2, 3-1, 2-2 as dates

Thanks, I found it easier (and more readable) to use Notepad to change " - " to ",", then go back to Excel to move/delete columns.