RANT CORNER

[Derek27]

Fitted a new curtain rail and curtains in my bedroom and now packing up. Need the chuck key to remove the drill piece. Can't remember where I left it but there's a very limited number of surfaces in my bedroom where I could have left it. My bedroom's not a building site and I'm not likely to have chucked it out the window. There must be a place in the universe where screws, nuts, washers, socks and chuck keys go.

Edit: It was underneath the instructions.

<chortle> the last week - i thought I'd lost my specs TWICE. Note to self. An empty rucksack has folds, mutiple pockets, nooks and crannies within which a glasses case can evade detection by a groping hand.
Then again, relying on my spare pair might have prompted me to renew my prescription. Print on food products is getting increasingly difficult to read again. £500 out the window. Hoorah!

I've been having trouble reading print on food packets for the last year or so. It's amazing how it feels like the print is getting smaller - the last thing you think of is failing eyesight.

[greenmark]

Fitted a new curtain rail and curtains in my bedroom and now packing up. Need the chuck key to remove the drill piece. Can't remember where I left it but there's a very limited number of surfaces in my bedroom where I could have left it. My bedroom's not a building site and I'm not likely to have chucked it out the window. There must be a place in the universe where screws, nuts, washers, socks and chuck keys go.

Edit: It was underneath the instructions.

<chortle> the last week - i thought I'd lost my specs TWICE. Note to self. An empty rucksack has folds, mutiple pockets, nooks and crannies within which a glasses case can evade detection by a groping hand.
Then again, relying on my spare pair might have prompted me to renew my prescription. Print on food products is getting increasingly difficult to read again. £500 out the window. Hoorah!

I've been having trouble reading print on food packets for the last year or so. It's amazing how it feels like the print is getting smaller - the last thing you think of is failing eyesight.

My sister had 20/20 vision. Blurry vision annoys her a lot more than it does me For me, I had specs at 7, I can still see at 60.....happy days!

[alexmr2]

I've been having trouble reading print on food packets for the last year or so. It's amazing how it feels like the print is getting smaller - the last thing you think of is failing eyesight.

When will you no longer be able to see the ladders properly so that some of us can have a chance in the pre-off markets?

[Realrocknrolla]

38 stitches today!

Ouuuuuuch!!!!!!!!!!

[Trader Pat]

38 stitches today!

Ouuuuuuch!!!!!!!!!!

I feel like there's a good story behind this, if you tell me you got your dick caught in something I'll be very disappointed!

[Derek27]

38 stitches today!

Ouuuuuuch!!!!!!!!!!

What happened?

[Derek27]

FFS, it takes all day to navigate here!!

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Office\ClickToRun\REGISTRY\MACHINE\Software\Wow6432Node\Microsoft\Office\16.0\Common\COM Compatibility

[Derek27]

38 stitches today!

Ouuuuuuch!!!!!!!!!!

I feel like there's a good story behind this, if you tell me you got your dick caught in something I'll be very disappointed!

Talking about dicks has been banned from the forum. As Kai says, we have to raise the bar, not lower it.

[Realrocknrolla]

Ha ha no dick caught!!!! A stitch per cm though eh

Had plastic surgery on my hand to repair the flexor tendon.

Sliced through it pissed up pre covid in Spain and had to wait forever to get fixed

Don’t recommend it.

[Trader Pat]

Ha ha no dick caught!!!! A stitch per cm though eh

Had plastic surgery on my hand to repair the flexor tendon.

Sliced through it pissed up pre covid in Spain and had to wait forever to get fixed

Don’t recommend it.

Ooh nasty! Hope its not your dominant hand.

Have they given you a recovery time?

[Realrocknrolla]

Ha ha no dick caught!!!! A stitch per cm though eh

Had plastic surgery on my hand to repair the flexor tendon.

Sliced through it pissed up pre covid in Spain and had to wait forever to get fixed

Don’t recommend it.

Ooh nasty! Hope its not your dominant hand.

Have they given you a recovery time?

Yep me right hand unfortunately

6 weeks with cast Pat, then physio after that!

Hopefully it works. My hand prior to the op was like a grabber in the teddy bear machine on the coastal arcades.

Butter fingers

[Trader Pat]

Ha ha no dick caught!!!! A stitch per cm though eh

Had plastic surgery on my hand to repair the flexor tendon.

Sliced through it pissed up pre covid in Spain and had to wait forever to get fixed

Don’t recommend it.

Ooh nasty! Hope its not your dominant hand.

Have they given you a recovery time?

Yep me right hand unfortunately

6 weeks with cast Pat, then physio after that!

Hopefully it works. My hand prior to the op was like a grabber in the teddy bear machine on the coastal arcades.

Butter fingers

Good luck with it mate

[Realrocknrolla]

Ooh nasty! Hope its not your dominant hand.

Have they given you a recovery time?

Yep me right hand unfortunately

6 weeks with cast Pat, then physio after that!

Hopefully it works. My hand prior to the op was like a grabber in the teddy bear machine on the coastal arcades.

Butter fingers

Good luck with it mate

[Derek27]

I'm sitting at my computer innocently writing some code, look out the window and see a guy get out of his car with his trousers only covering half his bum!!

I searched this thread for "arse" to find this post and there was three pages worth.

I was just going to report the same guy got out of his car just now, somebody must have bought him a belt.

[Derek27]

Animal Rebellion are demanding that McDonald's become meat free by 2025.