RANT CORNER

[Derek27]

Grass got long with all the rain we've had. I was wondering why I was struggling to push my manual lawn mower. It kept getting jammed. Just as I completed 3/4 of the lawn I realised it was on the shortest setting! Now my lawn looks like a really bad haircut.

And I bet it was the missus that made you cut it, like mine does to me - that's one of my rants, especially when the sun comes out - it's like the law.

I'm single, I can cut the lawn when I like.

[stueytrader]

Grass got long with all the rain we've had. I was wondering why I was struggling to push my manual lawn mower. It kept getting jammed. Just as I completed 3/4 of the lawn I realised it was on the shortest setting! Now my lawn looks like a really bad haircut.

And I bet it was the missus that made you cut it, like mine does to me - that's one of my rants, especially when the sun comes out - it's like the law.

I'm single, I can cut the lawn when I like.

Sadomasochism then!

[Derek27]

What flipping century is Virgin Media in?

Its owner is trying to get into space although he fell a bit short, and their website/email only accepts passwords up to 10 characters, numbers and letters only!!

[Derek27]

First day of jury service, donned the full suit and tie. Big big mistake. I stand out among other jurors like a sore thumb.

[Derek27]

After all that effort and he changes his plea to guilty!

[Realrocknrolla]

After all that effort and he changes his plea to guilty!

The norm that these days Delboy

[The Silk Run]

For a moment I thought it was Dex [Delboy] pleading guilty

[weemac]

After all that effort and he changes his plea to guilty!

Amazing what just one smart suit and tie can do.

[Derek27]

After all that effort and he changes his plea to guilty!

Amazing what just one smart suit and tie can do.

I'd be shitting it when it came to electing a foreperson if they all looked at me.

[wearthefoxhat]

Ok, so it's officially "Freedom Day."

China not happy their thunder's been stolen.....

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[Derek27]

Trading in a shirt and tie really makes me feel like I'm professional and know what I'm doing. Just like being back at the office.

[Derek27]

Ok, so it's officially "Freedom Day."

China not happy their thunder's been stolen.....


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It's just a matter of time before a full-scale nuclear war breaks out, hopefully not in my lifetime though.

[greenmark]

Trading in a shirt and tie really makes me feel like I'm professional and know what I'm doing. Just like being back at the office.

Ahh the office. When it was good, it was bloody great.
When it was a bad office, it was literally soul destroyng.

[Derek27]

Heat warning - my arse!!

[greenmark]

Heat warning - my arse!!

Unfortunately for me, the metoffice have got it right where i am. Touching 30C today (bloody horrible for me) and still 26C upstairs right now. So another sleepless night beckons.