wearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Mon Oct 18, 2021 5:50 pmOne of my pals is an Archaeologist. He recently told me that his life is in ruins.
Where are all the jokes?
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paspuggie48
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paspuggie48
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I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns…!
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns…!
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paspuggie48
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I had a job interview yesterday and the interviewer asked me if I could perform under pressure.
I said, " No, but I can definitely sing Bohemian Rhapsody "
I said, " No, but I can definitely sing Bohemian Rhapsody "
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Realrocknrolla
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I just watched a great documentary on Cocaine.
I think I’m going to watch all my documentaries this way now.
I think I’m going to watch all my documentaries this way now.
Should have posted that one in the "Stuff to watch" thread, to gauge a reaction or twoRealrocknrolla wrote: ↑Thu Oct 21, 2021 10:18 amI just watched a great documentary on Cocaine.
I think I’m going to watch all my documentaries this way now.
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Realrocknrolla
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Kai wrote: ↑Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:43 pmShould have posted that one in the "Stuff to watch" thread, to gauge a reaction or twoRealrocknrolla wrote: ↑Thu Oct 21, 2021 10:18 amI just watched a great documentary on Cocaine.
I think I’m going to watch all my documentaries this way now.
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paspuggie48
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How do you help your female sibling?
A sister !
A sister !
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paspuggie48
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me...!!
She still isn't talking to me...!!
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paspuggie48
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I mean, really????
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bennyboy351
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General Custer and his men are in a fierce battle with the Sioux. Many of the men have been killed while all of the survivors have arrows in various limbs. General Custer however doesn't have a mark on him. One of the officers shouts 'General how have you managed to avoid getting shot with an arrow?' Custer replies 'What after-shave do you use?' The man says 'Brut'. Custer says 'I use Aramis'.
