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Derek27
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Just unpacked my wardrobe flatpacks. Half an hour just to find the 40-page instruction manual. :x :o
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If I was to record one of those fast-motion videos of me assembling my wardrobe, it would probably be four hours long and still appear in slow motion. It's a case of putting two bits of wood together, fitting the screws, popping out for a fag, checking on my automation tests, and not being arsed to attach another bit of wood for half an hour. :lol:
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Haven't the COP26 delegates got anything better to do on a Saturday night? :lol:
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 13, 2021 8:18 pm
 Haven't the COP26 delegates got anything better to do on a Saturday night? :lol:
I said that earlier.

Sick of the lame media at the minute. All climate change climate change.
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Realrocknrolla wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 13, 2021 8:23 pm
Derek27 wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 13, 2021 8:18 pm
 Haven't the COP26 delegates got anything better to do on a Saturday night? :lol:
I said that earlier.

Sick of the lame media at the minute. All climate change climate change.
I was only joking, it's really a serious issue. What I'm looking forward to is if/when fossil fuel is ditched and the world is totally green, what's Greta gonna complain about then. :D
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Drinking whilst trading has its benefits. I placed a bet on under 3.5 and forgot about it for 10 minutes. :D
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 14, 2021 12:39 am
 Drinking whilst trading has its benefits. I placed a bet on under 3.5 and forgot about it for 10 minutes. :D
Or maybe not. Just over staked on the under one more goal market before a goal went in. :lol:
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I've just dropped the world's very last remaining 3x16mm screw on my bedroom carpet, and it's vanished!! :x :x
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Had enough of DIY for the night, packed up all my tools, and found the screw in the process. :x
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Recycle bin was emptied this morning and I've already filled it up with my wardrobe packaging. WTF do I do with my beer bottles for the next two weeks? :o
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:01 am
 Recycle bin was emptied this morning and I've already filled it up with my wardrobe packaging. WTF do I do with my beer bottles for the next two weeks? :o
Surely that's obvious?

https://youtu.be/jVG2LQ2kA1Q
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Trader Pat wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:40 am
Derek27 wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:01 am
 Recycle bin was emptied this morning and I've already filled it up with my wardrobe packaging. WTF do I do with my beer bottles for the next two weeks? :o
Surely that's obvious?

https://youtu.be/jVG2LQ2kA1Q
I'd need a large orchestra.
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Derek27
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Just finished trading another boring 0-0 draw in Brazil, £0.00 profit. But on the plus side, Sky News have a new newsreader. They never disappoint. :D
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I'd love to be the waiter that spills red wine on BJ's suit and doesn't apologise. :)
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I love it when I finish wiping my arse with the very last sheet of a roll, satisfied with knowing I only have fresh unopened packs of bog roll. :D
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