Where are all the jokes?

[sniffer66]

"Dad, why is my sister called Teresa ?".

"Cos it's an anagram of Easter and your Mum loves Easter".

"Thanks Dad".

"No problem, Alan"

That was posted further down the thread.

So good they posted it twice

[Korattt]

got banned from B&Q, today some dickhead in an orange apron came up to me and asked if I wanted decking!!

I got the first punch in

[ANGELS15]

got banned from B&Q, today some dickhead in an orange apron came up to me and asked if I wanted decking!!

I got the first punch in

[Derek27]

What a stupid question from Kay Burley: Why is Priti Patel not a moron?

How can anyone answer that?

[paspuggie48]

I bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day.

As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.

[Derek27]

I bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day.

As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.

Good one, by your usual standards.

[paspuggie48]

I bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day.

As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.

Good one, by your usual standards.

Now Now..cheeky !!!

[greenmark]

I bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day.

As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.

Good one, by your usual standards.

Now Now..cheeky !!!

Keep going paspuggie48.
All comedians dare to fail.
You're doing pretty well and have prodded other comics on here to entertain the rest of us.
I salute you!

[paspuggie48]

Good one, by your usual standards.

Now Now..cheeky !!!

Keep going paspuggie48.
All comedians dare to fail.
You're doing pretty well and have prodded other comics on here to entertain the rest of us.
I salute you!

[paspuggie48]

“Ok Fred, Velma & Daphne. Name one of the big five game animals in Africa.”

“Rhino.”

“I know you do Scooby, but it’s not your turn.”

[Anbell]

“Ok Fred, Velma & Daphne. Name one of the big five game animals in Africa.”

“Rhino.”

“I know you do Scooby, but it’s not your turn.”

oh dear

[paspuggie48]

If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be.

No need to remind her every half hour !!

[paspuggie48]

Dad: It said on the news that an actress has stabbed someone. Think her name was Reese.

Mum: Witherspoon?

Dad: No, with a knife.

[wearthefoxhat]

I got my Viagra pills mixed up with my Valium pills. I've been up and down all night.

[Galilee66]

A man suffered serious burns to the front of his legs when his barbecue exploded and was taken to hospital for treatment. The doctor examined him and told the nurse to give him a dose of viagra. "Will that cure the burns?" asked the nurse. "No" replied the doctor, "But it will keep the sheets off his legs for a couple of hours."