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Derek27
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William & Kate's trip to the Caribbean isn't going too well. :D
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Derek27 wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 23, 2022 5:03 am
 I had that ah-ha moment when I realised why my code wasn't working. But before fixing it, I had a cigarette, a few more beers and posts to the Ukraine thread, and now I can't remember what the fuck the solution was! Just have to leave it for tomorrow. :lol:
Maybe this will help jog your memory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ir9HC9vYg
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I love it when a tabloid has hostile rhetoric in the headline and a picture of the Queen next to it, as though it's coming from her. :lol:
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Is Viagra not available in North Korea, Kim Jong-un? A missile is no substitute for an erection!
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An hour less drinking time tonight!
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Laying over 3.5 and closing for a free bet on the overs, in a match that ends up 0-0, is like attending a chess match looking forward to a challenging and intellectual battle, only to find your playing snakes & ladders instead!
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That missing hour really feels like a chunk out of your night when it's approaching 6 in the morning and you haven't started cooking.
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flipping hell, it's 11 in the morning. How does one missing hour explain that? :lol:
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Yesterday evening I tried to green up for a decent profit on the o/u market only to find a goal was scored before the bet could hit the exchange.

Several hours later, in line for a personal best, I launch an escape capsule to move onto the next sheet, it collides with an enemy spaceship - GAME OVER!!!

Things aren't going my way tonight. :lol:
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What flipping chance do I have when the enemy spaceships can turn invisible? FFS
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Spread out the topping? How the fuck do you spread out topping that's frozen solid and stuck to the pizza base??
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The biggest liar in the UK claims he hasn't received a fixed penalty notice but will tell us if he does. I just hope if he isn't fined, or if he is but denies it, that one of the 20 people fined will question why they received one and BJ hasn't.
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BJ showing signs of nerves, rocking forward on his chair while being questioned by the Liaison Committee. Never seen him do that before.
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Talk about rule-breaking. I've always been told off as a kid for rocking on my chair and now the idiot running this country, being interviewed by the Liasion Committee, thinks it's acceptable to rock forward on his chair!
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Poor old Beatles, having to share their name with four psychopathic monsters!
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