RANT CORNER

[Kai]

I think it's the third night running they've got a bloke reading then news on Sky. Is it gay week?

This sort of error would never happen at Fox News, here's 2 big reasons to get excited about switching over

[firlandsfarm]

This sort of error would never happen at Fox News, here's 2 big reasons to get excited about switching over

GB News has it's fair share of ladies but she has more 'news' than them collectively!

[Derek27]

Vanessa Baffoe and Bella Donati occasionally show a bit of cleavage, but not as much as that, unfortunately.

[Derek27]

My hoover sometimes struggles to lift a little bit of dirt, but has no problem hoovering up half a metre of USB cable left lying around!

[Kai]

My hoover sometimes struggles to lift

Is that what you call it over there? I'm sorry to hear that Dexter

[Derek27]

It's that time of year when you experience all four seasons in an afternoon. 40mph gusts and hail an hour ago, now warm sunshine!

[eatyourgreens]

Very windy where I am

Just been to the ATM to withdraw £50 and the wind blew it all away before I could take it from the machine.............blew it high into the air, no chance of catching it

[Derek27]

Very windy where I am

Just been to the ATM to withdraw £50 and the wind blew it all away before I could take it from the machine.............blew it high into the air, no chance of catching it

Sorry to hear that. Take a look at Happy Corner, that will cheer you up (hope it wasn't in ten-pound notes).

[eatyourgreens]

Even worse, I had just bought a tortoise for my sons birthday and I dropped it while I tried to catch and run after the £10 notes, when I got back to the ATM the tortoise was not there

[Derek27]

My hoover sometimes struggles to lift

Is that what you call it over there? I'm sorry to hear that Dexter

Good one Kai.

[Derek27]

Bought a 500ml bottle of handwash and tried to pour it into my coordinated bathroom handwash dispenser, which I now realise has a capacity of 400-450ml. Are they taking the piss??

[Derek27]

There was a time when energy bills would go up by 10%.

Then it became £100 per month/year for the average person/household.

Then it became £100 for no specific period for the average person/household.

Then it became £100 for no specific period regardless of whether you're average, a person or household.

Now it's a flat flipping £100, whoever you are. Whether you own a £10M mansion or rent a bedsit that's cut off from the energy grid and get your heating from burning your energy bills/court summonings!!

[Derek27]

People moaning that they can't afford to switch the heating on. FFS - you should be rejoicing that it's April!

[greenmark]

People moaning that they can't afford to switch the heating on. FFS - you should be rejoicing that it's April!

A balmy 4C here heading to zero until 8am and then a basking 7C peak tomorrow (tommorow?).

[Derek27]

People moaning that they can't afford to switch the heating on. FFS - you should be rejoicing that it's April!

A balmy 4C here heading to zero until 8am and then a basking 7C peak tomorrow (tommorow?).

It's gonna be -3 where I am tonight, 8 tomorrow but hell, 14/9 on Monday and that's pretty much winter over.