boris and rishi partygate fines

[firlandsfarm]

You know what Derek I can't be bothered anymore. Clearly you are always right and only your views can be right. It's like the woke brigades' approach to free speech, it's OK so long as you agree with them!

There's no need to be childish firlandsfarm. Obviously I'm right when I say you can't be at a party with loud music and 30 drunks vandalising the swings and not know you're at a party or not be guilty of murder because somebody told you it's okay to kill the victim.

I'm not being childish.

"Obviously I'm right ..." thank you for proving my point.

"30 drunks" ... "vandalising the swings" are you making it 31?

[Trader Pat]

You know what Derek I can't be bothered anymore. Clearly you are always right and only your views can be right. It's like the woke brigades' approach to free speech, it's OK so long as you agree with them!

There's no need to be childish firlandsfarm. Obviously I'm right when I say you can't be at a party with loud music and 30 drunks vandalising the swings and not know you're at a party or not be guilty of murder because somebody told you it's okay to kill the victim.

I'm not being childish.

"Obviously I'm right ..." thank you for proving my point.

"30 drunks" ... "vandalising the swings" are you making it 31?

Some of the best parties I've ever been to involved a swing

[Derek27]

Slightly off-topic but still on the subject of rule-breaking, Tory Minister is under investigation for watching porn on his phone in the House of Commons.

Was it a video of Angela Rayner at PMQ's?!!

Yes, he was pausing the video as she uncrossed her legs, just like we all did with Sharon Stone.

[Derek27]

A (female) guest on Sophie Ridge's show questioned whether it's right that we assume the MP reported for watching porn is a man!

[Derek27]

Tomorrow's papers dominated by the story of an MP looking at porn in the chamber. I was just wondering how much worse can things get, what's the next story gonna be?

Then I remembered a kid at school being suspended after being caught masturbating in class.

[Trader Pat]

Chief Whip and pornography shouldn't be used in the same sentence unless that's his log in name on an S&M website

[firlandsfarm]

... what's the next story gonna be?

Police to reopen investigation into Captain Hindsight and Beergate!

[Derek27]

... what's the next story gonna be?

Police to reopen investigation into Captain Hindsight and Beergate!

I've heard, there's a 45-second video of Stammer drinking a can of beer! As I've said, it's not what you're drinking but the number of people and nature of the gathering that matters. Not quite the same as attending multiple parties and then lying through your teeth about them.

[Derek27]

Surely the MP accused of watching porn could argue he pressed the wrong bookmark on his browser.

[Archery1969]

Surely the MP accused of watching porn could argue he pressed the wrong bookmark on his browser.

He could but reports suggest he kept watching it for 20 minutes or so.

Maybe it was a Sharon Stone one ?

[Derek27]

... what's the next story gonna be?

Police to reopen investigation into Captain Hindsight and Beergate!

Tory MP charged with driving without due care and attention and failing to stop following a road accident.

[Derek27]

Chief Whip and pornography shouldn't be used in the same sentence unless that's his log in name on an S&M website

Sky Caption: Conservative Chief Whip: Tory MP who allegedly watched pornography in commons chamber should face investigation.

Change or misread the colon for a comma and it looks as though the chief whip was watching porn.

[Trader Pat]

Chief Whip and pornography shouldn't be used in the same sentence unless that's his log in name on an S&M website

Sky Caption: Conservative Chief Whip: Tory MP who allegedly watched pornography in commons chamber should face investigation.

Change or misread the colon for a comma and it looks as though the chief whip was watching porn.

When I saw it first I had to re-read it a couple of times!

Seriously though if that's what goes on in the house of commons just imagine what goes on in the house of lords!

[Atho55]

Would love to see Keir Starmer arrested for setting fire to park benches....

[Derek27]

Would love to see Keir Starmer arrested for setting fire to park benches....

Six-month time limit for arrest/prosecution has expired, but there are many more recent crimes to consider.

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