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Derek27
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flipping hell, sticking a postage stamp upside down and using a hoover after 6pm. :lol:
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Looks like Labour lied about their own partygate. The Tory press have now accepted that Boris needs to go but it looks like they going after Sir Kier and co. full throttle.

Be funny if both Boris and Kier go, might mean the LD's get more MP's come the next general election.

Fun times ahead. :)
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Archery1969 wrote:
Thu Apr 28, 2022 3:06 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Thu Apr 28, 2022 3:02 pm
Surely the MP accused of watching porn could argue he pressed the wrong bookmark on his browser. :)
He could but reports suggest he kept watching it for 20 minutes or so.

Maybe it was a Sharon Stone one ?
He claims he opened a file on his phone by mistake, the obvious excuse. :)
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Derek27 wrote:
Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:04 pm
Archery1969 wrote:
Thu Apr 28, 2022 3:06 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Thu Apr 28, 2022 3:02 pm
Surely the MP accused of watching porn could argue he pressed the wrong bookmark on his browser. :)
He could but reports suggest he kept watching it for 20 minutes or so.

Maybe it was a Sharon Stone one ?
He claims he opened a file on his phone by mistake, the obvious excuse. :)
And kept watching it with the sound turned up for 20 minutes ? :lol:
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Archery1969 wrote:
Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:06 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:04 pm
Archery1969 wrote:
Thu Apr 28, 2022 3:06 pm


He could but reports suggest he kept watching it for 20 minutes or so.

Maybe it was a Sharon Stone one ?
He claims he opened a file on his phone by mistake, the obvious excuse. :)
And kept watching it with the sound turned up for 20 minutes ? :lol:
He couldn't possibly have had the sound on for twenty minutes, I think that's stretching it a bit. :)
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Neil Parish resigns as an MP after admitting to looking at porn twice in the chamber. The first time was accidental while looking at tractors ( :? ) but the second time was deliberate and "a moment of madness". And these are the guys who are running our country. :lol:

If only I can get hold of BJ's email address. There's a file I'd like to send him. :D
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I actually sent him an email yesterday, as I do regularly !!! And I always get a reply from some Chief Whiplash BDSM.
Anyway, I told him Sunderland was in need of a dummy after their lure had failed, cancelling the meeting. And suggested he would make a fantastic dummy :)
[email protected]
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Derek27 wrote:
Sat Apr 30, 2022 3:11 pm
porn
Derek27 wrote:
Sat Apr 30, 2022 3:11 pm
BJ's
The Silk Run wrote:
Sat Apr 30, 2022 3:28 pm
BDSM
This thread is too kinky for my vanilla tastes, I am staying well away!!
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Dex. I have his n Risky SUNAK's personal email address. My friends at ER constantly Spamming them :lol:
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Kai wrote:
Sat Apr 30, 2022 3:35 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Sat Apr 30, 2022 3:11 pm
porn
Derek27 wrote:
Sat Apr 30, 2022 3:11 pm
BJ's
The Silk Run wrote:
Sat Apr 30, 2022 3:28 pm
BDSM
This thread is too kinky for my vanilla tastes, I am staying well away!!
I'm sure your up for it Kai, you little Minx you ....
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The Silk Run wrote:
Sat Apr 30, 2022 3:28 pm
I actually sent him an email yesterday, as I do regularly !!! And I always get a reply from some Chief Whiplash BDSM.
Anyway, I told him Sunderland was in need of a dummy after their lure had failed, cancelling the meeting. And suggested he would make a fantastic dummy :)
[email protected]
:lol: :lol:
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Trader Pat wrote:
Sat Apr 30, 2022 3:43 pm
The Silk Run wrote:
Sat Apr 30, 2022 3:28 pm
I actually sent him an email yesterday, as I do regularly !!! And I always get a reply from some Chief Whiplash BDSM.
Anyway, I told him Sunderland was in need of a dummy after their lure had failed, cancelling the meeting. And suggested he would make a fantastic dummy :)
[email protected]
:lol: :lol:
It's nice to bring a smile to the lovely Irish community. Have a nice day, and weekend Pat ;)
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The Silk Run wrote:
Sat Apr 30, 2022 3:47 pm
Trader Pat wrote:
Sat Apr 30, 2022 3:43 pm
The Silk Run wrote:
Sat Apr 30, 2022 3:28 pm
I actually sent him an email yesterday, as I do regularly !!! And I always get a reply from some Chief Whiplash BDSM.
Anyway, I told him Sunderland was in need of a dummy after their lure had failed, cancelling the meeting. And suggested he would make a fantastic dummy :)
[email protected]
:lol: :lol:
It's nice to bring a smile to the lovely Irish community. Have a nice day, and weekend Pat ;)
You too Minnie!
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Derek27 wrote:
Sat Apr 30, 2022 3:11 pm
Neil Parish resigns as an MP after admitting to looking at porn twice in the chamber. The first time was accidental while looking at tractors ( :? ) but the second time was deliberate and "a moment of madness". And these are the guys who are running our country. :lol:

If only I can get hold of BJ's email address. There's a file I'd like to send him. :D
I think we've all been distracted by the porn and lost sight of the fact that he shouldn't even be looking at tractors in the chamber - it's his second job as a farmer, although now it's his only job. :D
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When I think of all the misdemeanours I did at school, reading the Sporting Life in the classroom, playing cards with a classmate, nicking books out of the school library and taking them to the woods to start a fire under a bench we nicked from the neighbouring park, etc. reading a porno mag in class is at least one thing I don't have on my record. :D

In all honesty though, it was only the instinctive knowledge of the consequences of being caught that stopped me, the embarrassment of my mother being called up to school and shown what I was looking at. Didn't even need to take the loss of an £80K salary into consideration. :lol:
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